Media Sandwich
@mediasandwich.bsky.social
He/Him/His
Dorky dad, fan of movies/TV/comics/games, writer, occasional podcaster, firm sandwich advocate.
www.media-sandwich.com
Letterboxd: KR_Martinak
Dorky dad, fan of movies/TV/comics/games, writer, occasional podcaster, firm sandwich advocate.
www.media-sandwich.com
Letterboxd: KR_Martinak
Death By Lightning would have been a better 3 hr movie in a theater, without the Netflix trademark flat cinematography. Other than that, it's fantastic. Offerman should get another Emmy.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Death By Lightning would have been a better 3 hr movie in a theater, without the Netflix trademark flat cinematography. Other than that, it's fantastic. Offerman should get another Emmy.
Allegedly the #SeaKraken are looking to find like a top-5 winger to beef up their lackluster offense. That's a smart idea, but I'd bet folding money that they wait until spring or summer to actually do it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Allegedly the #SeaKraken are looking to find like a top-5 winger to beef up their lackluster offense. That's a smart idea, but I'd bet folding money that they wait until spring or summer to actually do it.
I surprised myself buying this one. The Robbie Reyes Ghost Rider isn't a big one for me, but I couldn't pass up this cool comic book paint effect. The orange flame attachments are fun. It's like Satan's body kit.
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I surprised myself buying this one. The Robbie Reyes Ghost Rider isn't a big one for me, but I couldn't pass up this cool comic book paint effect. The orange flame attachments are fun. It's like Satan's body kit.
I couldn't resist buying Biff's 1946 Ford, with optional manure. My kid said "you just paid money for plastic poop" with the most condescending tone imaginable.
July 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I couldn't resist buying Biff's 1946 Ford, with optional manure. My kid said "you just paid money for plastic poop" with the most condescending tone imaginable.
Somebody's Halloween costume is locked.
July 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Somebody's Halloween costume is locked.
This is an embarrassing piece for The Atlantic. Linking the return of a very popular McDonald's item to the purported death of third-wave feminist body positivity and the writer's pathological hatred of a particular sandwich architecture is...is The Atlantic now a blog from 2006?
June 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is an embarrassing piece for The Atlantic. Linking the return of a very popular McDonald's item to the purported death of third-wave feminist body positivity and the writer's pathological hatred of a particular sandwich architecture is...is The Atlantic now a blog from 2006?
Watching everyone I know get the Switch 2 today has got my FOMO rising.
June 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Watching everyone I know get the Switch 2 today has got my FOMO rising.
Just now clocking that Poker Face S2 E2 has Katie Holmes playing a much younger wife of an obsessive creep who feels she must escape the life in which she feels trapped. Huh. HUH. Can't imagine why they would cast KATIE HOLMES in that role.
May 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Just now clocking that Poker Face S2 E2 has Katie Holmes playing a much younger wife of an obsessive creep who feels she must escape the life in which she feels trapped. Huh. HUH. Can't imagine why they would cast KATIE HOLMES in that role.
"Poker Face" on Peacock is proof that Rian Johnson watched a lot of "Columbo" as a kid. HBO's "Duster" proves that J.J. Abrams watched a lot of "Dukes of Hazzard" and/or "Starsky and Hutch." This might partially explain how their Star Wars trilogy came out all lopsided.
Both have cool cars, though.
Both have cool cars, though.
May 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"Poker Face" on Peacock is proof that Rian Johnson watched a lot of "Columbo" as a kid. HBO's "Duster" proves that J.J. Abrams watched a lot of "Dukes of Hazzard" and/or "Starsky and Hutch." This might partially explain how their Star Wars trilogy came out all lopsided.
Both have cool cars, though.
Both have cool cars, though.
You might not know this about me, but I still collect Hot Wheels cars, like a child. But I specifically do movie and TV cars. This is my latest acquisition. I'm a little disappointed the hind leg doesn't lift up on a hinge.
May 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You might not know this about me, but I still collect Hot Wheels cars, like a child. But I specifically do movie and TV cars. This is my latest acquisition. I'm a little disappointed the hind leg doesn't lift up on a hinge.
Hey, headline writer? Why don't you go fuck yourself.
May 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hey, headline writer? Why don't you go fuck yourself.
Well, Google Docs is a stupid broken piece of shit now. So glad we're injecting AI slop into every single facet of our digital world.
May 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Well, Google Docs is a stupid broken piece of shit now. So glad we're injecting AI slop into every single facet of our digital world.
I know Baby Driver is now cinema non grata, but I really appreciate that Jon Bernthal exits the movie on this line, and never returns.
May 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I know Baby Driver is now cinema non grata, but I really appreciate that Jon Bernthal exits the movie on this line, and never returns.
They've elected a new Pope!
May 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
They've elected a new Pope!
The best part of my kids getting older is I can text them things like this and watch their minds explode like the Bill and Ted meme.
April 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The best part of my kids getting older is I can text them things like this and watch their minds explode like the Bill and Ted meme.
Sunday dad flex: multiple trips to the store and the unexpected purchase of a hammer drill, and I have the shed anchored to the concrete slab I put in recently.
April 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sunday dad flex: multiple trips to the store and the unexpected purchase of a hammer drill, and I have the shed anchored to the concrete slab I put in recently.
Me: "I'm okay."
Also me:
Also me:
April 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me: "I'm okay."
Also me:
Also me:
Bought the kids some kinder egg style candy thing a few weeks back. The toy was a tiny building, in this case an itty bitty cinema. Found it on the floor of the car while cleaning. That's going on my shelf, maybe after a repainting. #FindersKeepers
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bought the kids some kinder egg style candy thing a few weeks back. The toy was a tiny building, in this case an itty bitty cinema. Found it on the floor of the car while cleaning. That's going on my shelf, maybe after a repainting. #FindersKeepers
Wishing George McFly a happy birthday! Born on April Fool's and killed on the Ides of March. That's rough, bud.
April 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wishing George McFly a happy birthday! Born on April Fool's and killed on the Ides of March. That's rough, bud.
I guess you can now play as Jay and Silent Bob (or Blutman and Chronic) in the newest Call of Duty. We're really crossing a rubicon of sorts these days, aren't we?
March 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I guess you can now play as Jay and Silent Bob (or Blutman and Chronic) in the newest Call of Duty. We're really crossing a rubicon of sorts these days, aren't we?
I've never gotten a real good look in that box before. I definitely see white and orange tic tacs and graham crackers. Perhaps almonds?
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I've never gotten a real good look in that box before. I definitely see white and orange tic tacs and graham crackers. Perhaps almonds?
Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek
March 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek
Found two on my mom's book list at the thrift store. Kind of wondering if I have time to read them before I mail them to her.
March 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Found two on my mom's book list at the thrift store. Kind of wondering if I have time to read them before I mail them to her.