i am always surprised that it's "my bonnie lies over the ocean" and not "my body." i thought it was sung from the perspective of the ghost of a sailor who was killed at sea

insane that they have audacity in the brooklyn public library computers. what masterpieces do you think are being made on there i wish i knew

first day as a second century warlord my concubines and i are doing a massage circle

now that there's no real world relevance to be found through posting, the only difference between this site and tumblr is what went wrong with you in middle school

hiiiii wheres my bitches