Was standing in another department visiting a coworker and overheard someone assert that their approach to a process was better, then said "can some check ChatGPT to see if it agrees?" And then loudly said "SEEEE!" I don't often think about seeing if I could defeat safety glass at a full sprint

Mrs Mech wasn't nearly as into it as I was, you're not alone. I think tonally she was expecting something else and it just hit differently for her.

One lonely ranger that turns into an emo foot when they're upset

The blue vinyl really turned out great

Is it east/central teams mostly? Time zone grumpies?

If I remember correctly, you're supposed to stack packages of fig filled cookies on the object until it becomes dislodged. Number of packages > 2, = the number of hotdogs dipped in water the outfielder has to eat rapidly to enforce the double

Even if that machine's name is Dan

Seems like you have their permission to talk about politics, as long as you replace [POLITICIAN NAME] with the word "Library" or "Game."

Buy me dinner first, yeesh

The bread on that sandwich looks magnificent

I've only listened to Gold & Grey so don't have much exposure to their stuff, but Baroness + "local dive" is the real win here

I'll drive you some hopslam if you can make him just slightly less good at football

Happy birthday! This is the only time I will accept pictures of this ridiculously beautiful place you live without insane amounts of jealousy.

I read "starting off with strong tacos"