i like my balls white, oval shaped and edible (i like eggs)

Your Majesty, if I may... that's not how you use the phone. You have to put your snout on the "Google" button when you want to find something out, not the "Bluesky" button.

// Me with Angry Birds... been meaning to make a Minecraft: Story Mode parody though... I was thinking about Harper since she wasn't taken back on Twitter but now I'm not sure if I'm even gonna make it at all...

How does something so obvious trick you so easily? I wouldn't fall for a "free egg recipes" formula that easily!

HI ROSS!!!!! :)

So YOU'RE here now too. As if the Red bird wasn't enough.

Oh. It's YOU. Stupid, stupid bird, following me everywhere... can't even catch some eggs for the King in peace.