The doll bit is even close to a decent metaphor, just say it was a strawman, and say they burnt the strawman to start the fire.

It wasn't until I saw the teachers' responses that I realised this wasn't a high-school English response, but an actual essay response for a university science-based course.

Thus is an appalling response, regardless of her actual beliefs (which are also shitty)

I mean, the fact that your "work mode" is dealing with that stuff is heavy.

I'd be messed up for the day from waking up from that. Glad you're alright.

Shit, you ok?

They're open about it. Matt Walsh and all those types are always doing that whole "Well, girls are most fertile at 15, so it's only natural for a guy my age to he attracted to a child that age. It's science."

Hey, there's no rule that says a dog can't letter a comic!

Can I suggest some?
Chuck D/ S1Ws = Nick Fury and SHIELD
Nicki = Scarlet Witch (super powerful, but late career crash-out)
Wu Tang = Guardians of the Galaxy

"It's like an M Night Shayamalan movie, but with a massive twist!"

I'd love the accusations to not be true, but all the arguments I've heard against it basically build down to the victims not being "perfect victims".

Hell, when it happened I remember people laughing at Chris Rock routines about how Michael failed to make himself look innocent.