𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗠𝗔𝗡.
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𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗦𝗖𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗖
𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗨𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗—!
Nessie | She/They | 18+
𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗨𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗—!
Nessie | She/They | 18+
" Ah ah ah, you little pest.
Those were but a distraction—! "
Those were but a distraction—! "
August 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
" Ah ah ah, you little pest.
Those were but a distraction—! "
Those were but a distraction—! "
Saw that fuckass hedgehog.
August 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Saw that fuckass hedgehog.
What's all this about #TittyTuesday?
August 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What's all this about #TittyTuesday?
DON'T OPEN THAT
August 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
DON'T OPEN THAT
Wasn't even that good.
The entire time, it wouldn't shut up about how the End comes for us all.
The entire time, it wouldn't shut up about how the End comes for us all.
May 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Wasn't even that good.
The entire time, it wouldn't shut up about how the End comes for us all.
The entire time, it wouldn't shut up about how the End comes for us all.
WHY IS THERE SO MANY OF MY DEAD COUSIN RUNNING AROUND
AND WHY ARE HALF OF THEM RODENTS
AND WHY ARE HALF OF THEM RODENTS
April 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
WHY IS THERE SO MANY OF MY DEAD COUSIN RUNNING AROUND
AND WHY ARE HALF OF THEM RODENTS
AND WHY ARE HALF OF THEM RODENTS
" Eugh. Not interested in scalies, no thank you. "
April 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
" Eugh. Not interested in scalies, no thank you. "
Sorry for 'ya, kid.
At least I got a couple to fall back on.
At least I got a couple to fall back on.
April 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sorry for 'ya, kid.
At least I got a couple to fall back on.
At least I got a couple to fall back on.
Sheesh, even I ain't that crazy.
April 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sheesh, even I ain't that crazy.
so this is what happens when you don't get a new game.
April 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
so this is what happens when you don't get a new game.
You have twenty–three hours before the piss DRRROOOPPPLLLLEEETTTS hit the fucking Earth.
Now get out of my fucking sight, before I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Now get out of my fucking sight, before I PISS ON YOU TOO.
March 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You have twenty–three hours before the piss DRRROOOPPPLLLLEEETTTS hit the fucking Earth.
Now get out of my fucking sight, before I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Now get out of my fucking sight, before I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher.
I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON—!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA—? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON—!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA—? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
March 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher.
I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON—!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA—? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON—!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA—? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller.
And guess what? Here's what MY dong looks like.
That's right, baby. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a BONG.
And guess what? Here's what MY dong looks like.
That's right, baby. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a BONG.
March 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller.
And guess what? Here's what MY dong looks like.
That's right, baby. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a BONG.
And guess what? Here's what MY dong looks like.
That's right, baby. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a BONG.
Shadow the Hedgehog is a BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER.
He pissed on my WIFE. That's right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out, and PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE.
And he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my Bluesky dot com.
He pissed on my WIFE. That's right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out, and PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE.
And he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my Bluesky dot com.
March 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Shadow the Hedgehog is a BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER.
He pissed on my WIFE. That's right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out, and PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE.
And he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my Bluesky dot com.
He pissed on my WIFE. That's right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out, and PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE.
And he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my Bluesky dot com.
Get ready. . . for—
February 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Get ready. . . for—
" Unlimited funds—? Ha! I already have that. But unique resources. . . Now we're getting somewhere! "
He would let out a laugh. Standing up, and making his way closer to the sorceress.
" But how do I know you won't try and betray me? I've dealt with plenty of magical weirdos before. "
He would let out a laugh. Standing up, and making his way closer to the sorceress.
" But how do I know you won't try and betray me? I've dealt with plenty of magical weirdos before. "
February 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
" Unlimited funds—? Ha! I already have that. But unique resources. . . Now we're getting somewhere! "
He would let out a laugh. Standing up, and making his way closer to the sorceress.
" But how do I know you won't try and betray me? I've dealt with plenty of magical weirdos before. "
He would let out a laugh. Standing up, and making his way closer to the sorceress.
" But how do I know you won't try and betray me? I've dealt with plenty of magical weirdos before. "
I don't remember making a robot NIGHTS.
Did I make one of the reporter and that monkey too?
Did I make one of the reporter and that monkey too?
February 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don't remember making a robot NIGHTS.
Did I make one of the reporter and that monkey too?
Did I make one of the reporter and that monkey too?
“ Oh—? “
That certainly piqued his interest. The end of all heroes, including that rotten hedgehog adversary of his. But it's the same song and dance as every plan he's had.
" And what's in it for me? "
That certainly piqued his interest. The end of all heroes, including that rotten hedgehog adversary of his. But it's the same song and dance as every plan he's had.
" And what's in it for me? "
February 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“ Oh—? “
That certainly piqued his interest. The end of all heroes, including that rotten hedgehog adversary of his. But it's the same song and dance as every plan he's had.
" And what's in it for me? "
That certainly piqued his interest. The end of all heroes, including that rotten hedgehog adversary of his. But it's the same song and dance as every plan he's had.
" And what's in it for me? "
" Well—? Spit it out, lady. "
Eggman would lean up from his chair, a bit intrigued by the enchantress's sudden proposal.
He'd gone through this same song and dance before. An alliance of evil minds. Though, he's been stabbed in the back and stabbed plenty of backs over the years. This WILL go
Eggman would lean up from his chair, a bit intrigued by the enchantress's sudden proposal.
He'd gone through this same song and dance before. An alliance of evil minds. Though, he's been stabbed in the back and stabbed plenty of backs over the years. This WILL go
February 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
" Well—? Spit it out, lady. "
Eggman would lean up from his chair, a bit intrigued by the enchantress's sudden proposal.
He'd gone through this same song and dance before. An alliance of evil minds. Though, he's been stabbed in the back and stabbed plenty of backs over the years. This WILL go
Eggman would lean up from his chair, a bit intrigued by the enchantress's sudden proposal.
He'd gone through this same song and dance before. An alliance of evil minds. Though, he's been stabbed in the back and stabbed plenty of backs over the years. This WILL go