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𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝘽𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝
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I didnt just read 'months' as 'minutes' you cant prove that.
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
||: I know my gif's I use are crunchy but that adds to the 'robert vibe'
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
lunch break.
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I don't disagree...

But I've also seen some villains with atrocious records; Fighting to survive but begging to do good.
Maybe I'm just a piece of shit, I've seen heroes with no criminal record that I believe should just quit.
From robbery right to murder...

If that happens, then it likely would have happened without her intervention. She'll get suspended, likely face charges...

People have to be allowed to get better...
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
" Oh, yeah— I cant, gotta respect the heroes only thing. Its similar to stolen valor I think socially. "

Ignoring the fact that he was in fact a hero.

" How about this, you go. Enjoy yourself and report back tomorrow about it. "

He'd leave out that he had Friday off this week.
"Wanna hang out later??"

He kinds just...throws that out there.

"I heard there's a cool hero bar, im sure I could get you in!"
" Last one. "

Watching the other turn so fast gave Robert a headache, ugh... moving that quick this early...
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Sorry I'm going through a tunnel—
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
" Last one. "

Watching the other turn so fast gave Robert a headache, ugh... moving that quick this early...
He just nods a bit, before smiling and patting his back.

"Thanks Robert!"

He began to walk over, before spinning on his heel.

"One last question-:
" Listen...
You can't be good at everything.
Visi has no self control, but she kicks ass at stealth. Sonar is a loud mouth, but he's smart. You get it.

We all have things we're good at, and bad at.
Also just think of the things they suck at, you'll be fine. "
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
From robbery right to murder...

If that happens, then it likely would have happened without her intervention. She'll get suspended, likely face charges...

People have to be allowed to get better...
So... if someone dies because she decides to... let's see... steal the place instead of stopping a robbery?
They do good...
Take Mal for example; She has assault, burglary, kidnapping and charges like thar against her.

But that's her past. She may be crude but she WANTS to help people.

And when she is focused? She is damn good at it.

She just... falls down sometimes, like an addict recovering.
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
" Listen...
You can't be good at everything.
Visi has no self control, but she kicks ass at stealth. Sonar is a loud mouth, but he's smart. You get it.

We all have things we're good at, and bad at.
Also just think of the things they suck at, you'll be fine. "
"Hoowww...do I do that???"

He just blinks..kinda trying to not look right at him, rubbing his neck a bit.

"Cause I think some folks here dont think im too smart, which is fine, I really aint but like...id like to...not know that...if that makes sense?"
" Okay. "

He's just waiting for the actual question at this point. Dead pan, mono tone.
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
" Okay. "

He's just waiting for the actual question at this point. Dead pan, mono tone.
"So um...you have...a way of not caring what people think about you...right?"
" Robert isn't here right now, leave a message after the beep. "

There was no beep, but he'd sigh.

" Whats the question? "
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
" Robert isn't here right now, leave a message after the beep. "

There was no beep, but he'd sigh.

" Whats the question? "
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
They do good...
Take Mal for example; She has assault, burglary, kidnapping and charges like thar against her.

But that's her past. She may be crude but she WANTS to help people.

And when she is focused? She is damn good at it.

She just... falls down sometimes, like an addict recovering.
I've seen firsthand what dogshit heroes can do, so yes.

I also saw secondhand what billionaires can do, I worry about both. (Fuck you Lex)
Billionaires that accumulate wealth and skip taxes exist— And your worried about somewhat helpful people?
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Billionaires that accumulate wealth and skip taxes exist— And your worried about somewhat helpful people?
How do you guys even operate legally as a company?
The kind that are half-shit and half-great.

Listen, they're— I hope— theyre working on it.
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The kind that are half-shit and half-great.

Listen, they're— I hope— theyre working on it.
What... What kind of superheroes do you NOT trust?!
Accurate description— Don't trust her either.

... dont trust any of them.
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
" Sorry, add golden eyes to that explanation. "

Didn't even turn his head towards her.
"I'm offended..."
Accurate description— Don't trust her either.

... dont trust any of them.
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Accurate description— Don't trust her either.

... dont trust any of them.
No, no...

Red skin, tall hot sexy lady, likes to slap you ass with her tail.
Pink jacket? Amber eyes?

Don't listen to her.
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Pink jacket? Amber eyes?

Don't listen to her.
I know it's a metaphor, but considering I once heard you guys have nudist meetings, I don't know what to think about SDN anymore.
First, its a metaphor.

Second, you'd be genuinely surprised.. they're not half bad. Just half shit.

Finally, I dont get thanked for that either.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Ah.. time to go refill his flask. These new recruits are gonna kill his liver.
Heading off, smiling happily to grab the orange juice.

Freddy you idio-
" Not your orange juice, go get it tiger. "

Gonna avoid that, firm slap on the back from an exhausted man.
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
" Not your orange juice, go get it tiger. "

Gonna avoid that, firm slap on the back from an exhausted man.
"I brought orange juice, grape juice and apple juice.

.... wait what is pumch up drinking-"
" Did you bring Orange Juice to put in the break room?
Because whats in there I think is Punch Ups and that isnt orange juice. "
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
First, its a metaphor.

Second, you'd be genuinely surprised.. they're not half bad. Just half shit.

Finally, I dont get thanked for that either.
First, stop masturbating them.

Second, ain't no way they can do a proper job in a real crisis.

Third, join the line, no one thanks me for keeping the world's booze supply low and fighting it.
That all depends on if the guy behind the computer can grab each of them by the metaphorical cock and keep there egos nice and hard long enough for them to show boat to victory.

... Its a thankless job.
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
" Did you bring Orange Juice to put in the break room?
Because whats in there I think is Punch Ups and that isnt orange juice. "
B l I n k.

"...I can get you some from the break room???"
" Orange Juice. "

He's already finished it. He'll have to refill it later the way today's going.
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
That all depends on if the guy behind the computer can grab each of them by the metaphorical cock and keep there egos nice and hard long enough for them to show boat to victory.

... Its a thankless job.
Yeah...

We are all fucked when disaster strikes...
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
" Orange Juice. "

He's already finished it. He'll have to refill it later the way today's going.
Confused look...whispering.

"What is that-"
Looks left.
Looks right.

Chugs his flask.
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
No.
( SORRY I HAD TOO )
Does SDN have, like... no qualification exam?
HOW DID YOU KNO-?!

I mean....nooooo? I work at uh....uh...uhhh.....petco-
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Looks left.
Looks right.

Chugs his flask.
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM