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His name isn’t Zelda, it’s Zelda’s monster
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Please enjoy this, the most breathless and accurate description of a javelina ever penned (see alt for easier-to-read copy):
A screenshot of an article in SALON with the heading “Wild pig-like animals are tearing up an Arizona golf course”. The accompanying photo is of a javelina in recline, presumably on said golf course. Excerpt reads as follows: “She's an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She's an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She's a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer. She's the internet's most beloved trash-eating ungulate - the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.”
November 5, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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November 3, 2023 at 5:01 AM