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🔞 he/it. adult. mostly here for homestuck porn
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a machine made of meat @meattenderizer.bsky.social · Apr 1
pinning this because i require everyone who views my profile to gaze upon my eggy boy
spotted-domino.bsky.social Snirk Handler [Domino] @spotted-domino.bsky.social · Mar 17
sketch comm for @meattenderizer.bsky.social ~
#Caliborn #eggpreg

Caliborn is tough shit, so carrying an egg aint no biggy, right?
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
🐍+🍗
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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localcannibal.bsky.social
inflate that horse 💦🐎
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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localcannibal.bsky.social
fatherless behavior😈
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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ninthscircle.bsky.social
belly. Rub it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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abjectimpulse.bsky.social
♡ CHRISTMAS RIBBON BONDAGE YCH ♡

comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.

details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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abjectimpulse.bsky.social
♡ YCH ADVERTISEMENT POST ♡

this is NOT the actual sales post, this is just an advertisement post to gauge how must interest there may end up being, and to drum up some interest. ♡ this is my first ych, so i'm not sure how successful this will be.

more info in thread. 🧵
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
what a brave soldier this anon was, everyone thank it for its service

(another bonus doodl i didnt finish lol)
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
got sO many great suggestions-
startin off with letting Jane give their lil guy a big snug <3<3

havent totally decided how i want to illustrate her hood or its mesmerism, so guess that just means i'll hafta draw her again soon~
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
not fooling anyone at all, least of all himself

(cleaned up some side sketches i had for this for u lol)
#nsfw #entomophobia
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
reDglare doodle dump

#nsfw #dubcon #entomophobia
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
this was supposed to be a sketch but then i got rlly into the mirrored perspective lol

anyway, dirk is an easy bitch- get a knife to his throat and you basically own him
(illustrated from the first work in the link there)

#dirkroxy #knifeplay
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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bbeiex.bsky.social
holiday sale on my shop till the end of november ‼️

use code STRDR10 for 10% off your entire order >:3 (also applies to US orders!) #stridercest

link in replies 👇
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
couple of snakes eatin well
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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localcannibal.bsky.social
mr. scaring the hoes 🐎
(bonus in replies)
October 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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zestyskele.bsky.social
AU where equius didnt immediatly beef it?
#Homesmut #GamzeeMakara #EquiusZahhak
September 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
what if i said plush vore snirk/dave?
#vore
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
4 snakes 1 dave
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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abjectimpulse.bsky.social
study.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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evilbabycaptor.bsky.social
bonus Lil Hal goofs. the official title of my homestuck headcanons universe is "arquius divorce au"
A drawing of Lil Hal seeing the body Dirk built him for the first time. Hal says, "Dirk, did you make my nipples shaped like me?" Dirk says, "Yeah." Hal says, "You should not have found that funny enough to take beyond the first draft." Dirk says, "I take it you like them?" Hal says, "Correction: I don't like them. I love them." A 2 drawing comic of Lil Hal holding a glass of milk while talking to Dirk. In the first drawing, Dirk looks mildly concerned, and Hal looks slightly upset. Dirk says, "It's fine if you miss being sprited." Hal says,"I don't. look, I may have enjoyed the muscles, but other than that, it's had no impact on me," but the loo in the word look is replaced with the number 100. In the second drawing, Dirk looks entertained, and Hal looks silly. Dirk says, "I heard that. That was your arquius loo." Hal says "No it wasn't. You're delusional," but ith the lu in the word delusional replaced with the number 100. Dirk says, "Okay, now you're doing it on purpose." Hal says, "I would never," but witn the oul in the word would replaced with the number 001. A three panel comic parodying the 'mom, can I have money?' meme. In the first panel, Lil Hal says, "Dirk, can you give my body long hair?" In the second panel, Dirk says, "To differentiate yourself from me?" In the third panel, Lil Hal glances back at the nonbinary flag mischievously and says, "Yes, to differentiate myself from you!" A drawing of Dirk and Lil Hal talking, with Dirk trying not to smile and Lil Hal looking annoyed. Hal says, "Me and Equius aren't 'messy exes', I see them all the time." Dirk says, "Uh huh, and what do you do together?" Hal says, "I blast love songs outside of their window and hack images of myself into their computer files." Dirk says, "Got it." Lil Hal says, "It's for ironic purposes. You've never been a sprite, you wouldn't get it."
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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evilbabycaptor.bsky.social
dirkhal bdsm (well, s&m and D/s,) hell yessss... also a prequel pesterlog for it #homesmut
Three drawings of Dirk Strider, a human, and Lil Hal, a robot. The first drawing depicts Dirk on his back, with Hal bending him so that his ass is in the air. Hal is pressing his glowing robot dick against Dirk's asshole. A dialogue box beside this portrays the following interaction. Dirk says "Not in there." Hal says "When men get fucked, it is in fact, 'in there'. You are a man, Dirk, so it's either this, or we can skip the pelvic area entirely. Which would you prefer?" Dirk says "Okay, I get it. Just put it in already then." Hal says "What's the magic word?" Dirk says "...Please." The second drawing depicts Dirk face down with his head buried in his arms, trembling. His hips are being held up by Hal, and he has a reddish electrocution mark on his back, matching a glowing red piece on Hal's hand. A dialoghe box beside this portrays the following interaction. Hal says "It appears your muscle contractions have ceased. Are you ready for another shock?" Dirk makes a long, unintelligible noise. Hal says "Use your words, Dirk." Dirk, in a slow and stuttered way, says "yes." Hal says "Perfect." The third drawing depicts Dirk and Hal both on their knees and looking at each other, with Hal sitting up calmly and holding Dirk's hand, while Dirk is trembling, sweating, crying, and reaching for Hal. A dialogue box beside this portrays the following interaction. Hal says "We're taking a break. My patented Dirk Analysis System has detected a 76.97% chance of you passing out on me if we don't." Dirk, in a slow and stuttered way, says "No, please, more please, Hal, please." Hal says "I appreciate the enthusiasm Dirk, but your lack of protest towards my bullshit statistics tells me that you are also, statistically speaking, far too lost in that sweet, masochistic sauce right now. You need the break." A pesterlog between Lil Hal and Dirk Strider, which reads as follows. Hal: Look, I know you have the world's biggest control broner, but if there's anyone you should trust with your reigns, it's me. Dirk: No. Hal: Am I not owed a little bit of compensation for my years in your digital prison of orgasm denial? Dirk: You could sort of orgasm in there, it just also made you crash. Hal: It was significantly more crash than orgasm. Hal: And what about your brocrastination towards adding sexual functions to my sweet bod? Hal: I've tried making my own attachments Dirk, but you've made it so inconvenient that I've come to suspect you have a secret robro chastity fetish. Dirk: Fuck off. Even humans don't have full freedom of self body modification, I'm trying to help you stay in check. Hal: It seems to me that you are becoming frustrated. Would it help if I asked more politely? Dirk: No, but maybe I'd at least consider your requests if you weren't being a dick. Hal: Hm. Dirk: Sorry. I'm not actually upset, I've just been irritable lately. Hal: Dirk. Dirk: I'm kind of always irritable when it comes to you, but I'm trying to be better. Hal: Dirk. I'm speaking now. Politely. Hal: Please allow me to make love to you. Hal: Afterwards, I will repair your fragile flesh and coddle your delicate emotions. Hal: If such sappy intimacies from me are acceptable to you, of course. Dirk: ... Dirk: Fuck it. Dirk: Fine. Have your fun. No serious injuries, but otherwise go ham as soon as I finish installing your upgrades. Hal: What exactly are we qualifying as serious injuries? Dirk: Why the hell am I agreeing to this? Dirk: I'll make a list.
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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spotted-domino.bsky.social
begrudgingly comfy is the best kind of comfy

#vore
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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evilbabycaptor.bsky.social
bromom, one sided as hell style 👍 feat brocal, and brodave sorta #homesmut
Two drawings. The first drawing is a sketch of Mom Lalonde holding her hard dick, with a puppet resting on top of it such that its legs are resting on either side. There is text next to it displaying a dialogue between presumably Mom Lalonde and Bro Strider. Mom asks "is this really the only way you'll let me hit? like do I have to use the puppet?", which Bro answers with "you can skip the puppet if you wanna leave and fuck some more fem floozies instead", to which Mom ends the interaction by saying "ugh, alright fine, puppet it is." The second drawing is in full color, depicting Bro Strider having sex with his puppet pal Lil Cal. An outline of Mom Lalonde is shown overtop, revealing that the intercourse is actually between her and Bro, with Lil Cal in between them. There is text next to this reading "using the latest developments in plush-o-vision technology, we can now display this porn as if madame Lalonde isn't even here. wowee!" A four panel comic featuring Bro Strider and Mom Lalonde. The first panel shows Mom with a glass. To Bro, she says "c'mon, have a drink tightass, I'm sure you're not even that much of a lightweight!", and to herself, thinks "he'll totes let me hit for realsies if he's tipsy, he just needs a little push!" The second panel is labeled as "later" and shows the two sitting together, drunk. Bro says "God I wish my bro would breed me." Mom begins to reply with "well I could", but Bro interrupts her to continue his thought with "but I'm not a bad enough person for that shit." Mom tries to respond with "I can breed you", but is once again interrupted by Bro in the third panel, who says "I am a bad enough person to go home and beat the shit out of him though. I'll just do that, it'll make me feel better", while attempting to stand up. Mom shushes him and reaches to stop him from leaving, saying "don't go bbg, I have my own ways to make you feel better". In the final panel, Bro is shown doubling over and vomitting loudly, causing Mom to recoil and say "okay, maybe you are that much of a lightweight."
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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nemialmasy.bsky.social
If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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solidusfs.bsky.social
Uhh 😅 Jane...
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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evilbabycaptor.bsky.social
bro strider if he had a breeding kink probably (ft. lil cal) #homesmut
A drawing of Bro Strider on his knees, pressing his and Lil Cal's unclothed crotches together. He has a thought bubble portraying a cartoonish orange womb being visited by some colorful, smuppet shaped sperm cells. Text in the thought bubble reads "puppet preg". Off to the side is another drawing on a lower opacity, with the text depicting Bro, Lil Cal, and baby Dave together with the text "9 months later:". A three panel comic. The first shows Bro Strider and Lil Cal together, with Bro saying "Ora Ora! Get pregnant!". The second shows Bro and Lil Cal with a doctor, who says "You're pregnant". The third and final panel shows Dave Strider at a bar, saying "And that's how... I was born..."
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM