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meattenderizer.bsky.social
a machine made of meat
@meattenderizer.bsky.social
🔞 he/it. adult. mostly here for homestuck porn
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pinning this because i require everyone who views my profile to gaze upon my eggy boy
sketch comm for @meattenderizer.bsky.social ~
#Caliborn #eggpreg

Caliborn is tough shit, so carrying an egg aint no biggy, right?
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🐍+🍗
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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inflate that horse 💦🐎
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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fatherless behavior😈
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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belly. Rub it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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♡ CHRISTMAS RIBBON BONDAGE YCH ♡

comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.

details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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♡ YCH ADVERTISEMENT POST ♡

this is NOT the actual sales post, this is just an advertisement post to gauge how must interest there may end up being, and to drum up some interest. ♡ this is my first ych, so i'm not sure how successful this will be.

more info in thread. 🧵
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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what a brave soldier this anon was, everyone thank it for its service

(another bonus doodl i didnt finish lol)
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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got sO many great suggestions-
startin off with letting Jane give their lil guy a big snug <3<3

havent totally decided how i want to illustrate her hood or its mesmerism, so guess that just means i'll hafta draw her again soon~
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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not fooling anyone at all, least of all himself

(cleaned up some side sketches i had for this for u lol)
#nsfw #entomophobia
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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reDglare doodle dump

#nsfw #dubcon #entomophobia
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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this was supposed to be a sketch but then i got rlly into the mirrored perspective lol

anyway, dirk is an easy bitch- get a knife to his throat and you basically own him
(illustrated from the first work in the link there)

#dirkroxy #knifeplay
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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holiday sale on my shop till the end of november ‼️

use code STRDR10 for 10% off your entire order >:3 (also applies to US orders!) #stridercest

link in replies 👇
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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couple of snakes eatin well
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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mr. scaring the hoes 🐎
(bonus in replies)
October 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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AU where equius didnt immediatly beef it?
#Homesmut #GamzeeMakara #EquiusZahhak
September 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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what if i said plush vore snirk/dave?
#vore
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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4 snakes 1 dave
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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study.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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bonus Lil Hal goofs. the official title of my homestuck headcanons universe is "arquius divorce au"
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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dirkhal bdsm (well, s&m and D/s,) hell yessss... also a prequel pesterlog for it #homesmut
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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begrudgingly comfy is the best kind of comfy

#vore
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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bromom, one sided as hell style 👍 feat brocal, and brodave sorta #homesmut
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Uhh 😅 Jane...
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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bro strider if he had a breeding kink probably (ft. lil cal) #homesmut
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM