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Now posting daily Heathcliff comics! Not officially affiliated with Heathcliff or Peter Gallagher, just a fan.
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"Sunday with Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 26th, 2024.
May 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 25th, 2024.
Scene from the music video for "Master of Pugpets."
Heathcliff is sitting in a tree blowing on a pug call making a "snort snort" sound. He is also using a pug marionette, which is on the sidewalk under the tree. Grandpa Nutmeg and the dog catcher are in the background, and the dog catcher explains "It's a pug lure." I don't know if all that's necessary, it's not like pugs are all that hard to catch.
May 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 24th, 2024.
Sadly, all the scenes with Puppet Heathcliff were cut from "Puppet Master 3" for being too intense.
Heathcliff stands in front a fish bowl wearing Puppet Heathcliff. There are two green fish in the bowl and one says "Puppet Heathcliff looks hungry." Does puppet Heathcliff eat puppet fish?
May 24, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 23rd, 2024.
Well, I guess this takes some of the pressure off Fozzie, at least.
Jimmy is wearing a t-shirt that has his name on it and standing on the stage at the Muppets theatre, with his hands on his hips in an impatient pose. The audience is filled with various Muppets. In the private box is Heathcliff, Statler and Waldorf. Heathcliff is smiling, but the other two look displeased and Statler says "Worst. Muppet. Ever." I'm not sure about that, what about that Muppet that was always killing that other Muppet in those old coffee commercials?
May 23, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 22nd, 2024.
Aw, Heathcliff, you got talent, you don't have to work blue!
Heathcliff is sitting on a stool, holding a ventriloquist dummy that looks like Grandpa Nutmeg, with a voice bubble over its head that makes it appear to be swearing. Two guests of the Nutmegs', a man and a woman, sit on a couch across from Heathcliff, watching his act. A panicked looking Grandpa Nutmeg is running toward Heathcliff, presumably with the intention of making him stop. Iggy watches all this and comments "He's doing his ventriloquist act." Whew, that's a lot of detail for a single panel comic strip!
May 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 21st, 2024.
Could we be seeing the start of puppet week?!
Heathcliff is in his therapist's office, standing on top of the couch and using a marionette that looks like the therapist. The therapist sits in a chair near by and she says "Ok, let's get back to you." There's a possibility that Heathcliff isn't getting the most out of these sessions.
May 21, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 20th, 2024.
You can't tell puppet jokes anymore because of woke, and angry orange cats.
A guest at the Nutmeg house is sitting in a chair, looking up at Heathcliff wearing a Heathcliff puppet leaping at him. Grandpa Nutmeg is in the nearby kitchen preparing drinks for his soon-to-be deceased guest, unaware of what's happening. Iggy stands in the doorway and explains "Puppet Heathcliff doesn't like puppet jokes."
May 20, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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"Sunday with Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 19th, 2024.
Those cat buggies look kinda like something out of a dystopian 70's sci-fi movie.
May 19, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 18th, 2024.
Could they be watching "Heathcliff" on PlutoTv? Probably not, but who knows.
Grandpa Nutmeg is sitting in a chair watching TV. Heathcliff is sitting on his head, a fish bowl is on Heathcliff's head, and a mouse is sitting on the fish bowl. Iggy and Grandma Nutmeg see this and Iggy says "It's their favorite show." I don't know what they're watching, but probably not Bill Maher.
May 18, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 17th" 2024.
If wishing wells actually worked like this I'd be a millionaire and all my enemies would be dead.
Heathcliff is tossing a coin in a wishing well as garbage rains from the sky. Two birds on a wire see this and one says "It's raining garbage." The implication is that Heathcliff wished for the garbage to rain down. Seems like a waste of a wish to me, but I guess Heathcliff knows what he's doing.
May 17, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 16th, 2024.
Is a snail an upgrade from a slug?
Heathcliff is walking down the sidewalk with a snail on a leash. A man with a dog on a leash is sitting on a nearby bench, both are watching Heathcliff walk by. The man remarks "He's quite annoying." It's unclear if he's referring to Heathcliff or the snail.
May 16, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 15th, 2024.
I'll stick with Hamburger Helper, thank you.
Heathcliff is standing next to his fairy godmother and smiling. His fairy godmother, who looks like Heathcliff in a fairy outfit, is using her magic to flip a trash can upside down. Two birds in a tree see this and one remarks "His fairy godmother can cook." I guess it's cheaper than fast food.
May 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 14th, 2024.
Well, she's dead.
Heathcliff is sitting on the floor smiling at a woman sitting in a chair. Her face is obscured by a beam of light coming from Heathcliff's mouth, and her hands are raised in a futile attempt to block the light. Grandma Nutmeg sits in a chair near her and explains "They make whitening strips for cats." Heathcliff sure has clean teeth, considering how much garbage he eats.
May 14, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 13th, 2024.
On an unrelated note, I saw a vending machine the other day that sells cryptocurrency.
Heathcliff and two cats stand in line for a vending machine that dispenses garbage. Two raccoons stand on a nearby sidewalk and one says to the other "I told you it was real." I suppose you could say this is recycling, of a sort.
May 13, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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"Sunday with Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 12th, 2024.
Have an extra-chewy Mother's Day!
May 12, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 9th, 10th and 11th.
Sorry if anyone missed their daily Heathcliff fix, but I was out of town for my nephew's graduation and didn't have time to post. Here's the last three days of green week, enjoy.
Heathcliff is running from the fish market carrying a large fish, accompanied by Yoda. The fish market man is yelling and shaking his fist in the air, and Yoda remarks to Heathcliff "A rascal, you are." It's unclear if Yoda helped steal the fish, but that seems very un-jedi like. An angry Sonja is standing on a path in front of an embarrassed looking Heathcliff and a feminine green M&M. Two birds in a nearby tree see this and on says "A sweet tooth can be dangerous." Ben Shapiro would be upset that the M&M is wearing boots and not the high heels she used to. Heathcliff and an alien sit on overturned trash cans eating garbage with the alien's UFO in the background. The alien says "It's not easy being green." Maybe it would be easier if you quit eating garbage, space man.
May 12, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 8th, 2024.
I guess it is green guest star week. Also the big frog in the back looks super high.
A group of frogs led by Jimmy walk down the sidewalk. The group includes Kermit the Frog, Michigan J. Frog, Chauncey Frog and some degenerate that someone identified as being from a show called "The New Zoo Revue." Heathcliff and Iggy witness this and Iggy says "Jimmy has a posse."
May 8, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 7th, 2024.
I'm not sure if it's guest star week or green character week. I guess we'll see if Kermit the frog shows up tomorrow.
Heathcliff is walking along the sidewalk next to The Jolly Green Giant. Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg look out their window at this and Grandma remarks "He's been eating more vegetables lately." This is what Bird's Eye gets for not having a mascot.
May 7, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 6th, 2024.
So do these guys have a truck, or do they just carry the cans around?
A nighttime scene, with Heathcliff sitting on an overturned trash can, next to Oscar the Grouch, who is in a trash can. The two trash collectors see this and one says "They're not so much friends as colleagues." Sometimes you have to keep your personal and professional lives separate.
May 6, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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"Sunday with Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 5th, 2024.
In reality, if you put a "Dude" fish and a "Bro" fish in the same tank they'll fight.
May 5, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 4th, 2024.
Sure, ewoks are cute, but you know that living in the forests like that they're just crawling with space ticks.
A support group called "Living With Fleas," as identified by a huge sign on the wall. A somewhat embarrassed looking Heathcliff stands in the center of the group. The group, from left to right, includes Spike, a woman leading the group, an ewok and Chewbacca. The woman explains "This is a Judgement-free zone." Does she have fleas?
May 4, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 3rd, 2024.
I'm starting to wonder if the Nutmegs are keeping animals that Heathcliff is likely to eat on purpose. A sacrifice to their orange god, if you will.
Heathcliff stands with his hands behind his back, looking up at a bird in a large birdcage. The soon to be eaten bird says "I wish I weren't so appetizing."
May 3, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 2nd, 2024.
From here on out, refer to the sun as "Heathcliff's pal" just to see people's confused expression.
Heathcliff walks down the street with a large grin and wearing sunglasses. The sun is in the sky above, also grinning and wearing sunglasses. Two birds in a tree see this and one correctly observes "This looks like trouble." Heathcliff is indeed a powerful cat, even the sun itself bends to his whims!
May 2, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for May 1st, 2024.
I don't really have a wisecrack for this one, but I will say I like the color gradient effect on the fire.
A fire breathing chihuahua is breathing fire in the foreground of the panel. In the background are the dog catcher's truck, the dog catcher and Heathcliff. The dog catcher holds a burned net and says to Heathcliff, "Another net bites the dust." Honestly even when you catch a fire breathing chihuahua, your problems are far from over.
May 1, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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"Heathcliff" by Peter Gallagher for April 30th, 2024.
Houdini he ain't.
Jimmy is standing on a stage, dressed as a magician. He is holding a top hat with a fly coming out of it, and standing in a "Ta-da!" type pose. A sign on the stage reads "The Amazing Jimmy and Sol." Heathcliff and Kevin the magician's rabbit sit in the otherwise empty audience, and Kevin says "No bueno." For those who don't speak spanish, the translation is "This sucks."
April 30, 2024 at 1:23 PM