"It's all in your mind" Yes, and my astigmatism is all in my left eye, am I no longer going to be able to get glasses?

...what have I told you about Trump impressions? Stoppit.

When I was young, science said girls couldn't be autistic. It was purely a boy thing. Later it was "found" that girls could get Asperger's, aka autism lite. I'm in my 40's&got my formal ASD diagnosis this year. People need to realise it's a greater understanding of ASD, not more people having it...

Ever since I saw it referred to as "Kipling's Smog" (courtesy of Modern Toss) that's the only way I can think of it...

I find it annoying, the whispers are like stage whispers, too forced. Some people (Bob Ross, David Attenborough) have naturally soothing voices, but a lot of ASMR is like someone attempting an accent and failing. I just want to tell them to talk naturally.

Should you want me...

Equality act? What equality act? Will women be allowed to clean the police station and make the tea under Nige? I think after certain recent scandals, the last thing the police need is to be made up of burly, scary men.

Don't burn your tongue licking the trains.

He gave me strong "Happy Mask Salesman" vibes...

So if I want to remind you that you're a Train Licking Splitter on a public forum, which social media is best?

Hell. They come from Hell.

Not heard from any of the Frommicrosofts in ages. Have they called you lately?

"I'm sorry you've broken both your legs. Here's a voucher for a free hour of ice skating".

"I am Steve Frommicrosoft"