my new job has already produced a lot of odd interactions but definitely the most surreal was explaining to an 80yo nuclear engineer how his smoke detector works at 3am

ok I’m calling it, hurricanes are pretty mid

everyone in california after hearing there’s gonna be a hurricane

bunkering down for hurricane hillary, got all the essentials

looking for the couple hundred parasocial relationships I had on twitter

do they let you post pole and/or hole on here?