Ikr! It gets worse… I explained to my (now ex) OH at the beginning of our 9 yrs together that some friends still called me Scratch and why & he always called me Scratch afterwards, which was fine but early on one of his friends misheard & called me Snatch and that kinda stuck too 😂
November 17, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Ikr! It gets worse… I explained to my (now ex) OH at the beginning of our 9 yrs together that some friends still called me Scratch and why & he always called me Scratch afterwards, which was fine but early on one of his friends misheard & called me Snatch and that kinda stuck too 😂
This exactly!! Me a thousand times across my lifetime ‘yes, as in Alfred’ 😂
My father was a head teacher at a Jnr school & when I joined high school with some of his ex-pupils they gave me his nickname of Scratch (itchy cock) 😝
My father was a head teacher at a Jnr school & when I joined high school with some of his ex-pupils they gave me his nickname of Scratch (itchy cock) 😝
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 PM
This exactly!! Me a thousand times across my lifetime ‘yes, as in Alfred’ 😂
My father was a head teacher at a Jnr school & when I joined high school with some of his ex-pupils they gave me his nickname of Scratch (itchy cock) 😝
My father was a head teacher at a Jnr school & when I joined high school with some of his ex-pupils they gave me his nickname of Scratch (itchy cock) 😝
There was a brief time in my early teens when I really didn’t like the name but if you have a surname with ‘cock’ in it it’s better to have one that people at least recognise so you don’t have to repeat it 😂
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
There was a brief time in my early teens when I really didn’t like the name but if you have a surname with ‘cock’ in it it’s better to have one that people at least recognise so you don’t have to repeat it 😂
My surname is actually Hitchcock and I still mix them up despite watching them all when younger, originally just because of my name 😂
November 17, 2024 at 1:24 PM
My surname is actually Hitchcock and I still mix them up despite watching them all when younger, originally just because of my name 😂
It’s weird what memories do! On a totally different topic but same memory blurring I once said as an adult that we don’t have white Christmas’s like when I was a kid, I googled it and there were actually very few that were white.
November 17, 2024 at 1:22 PM
It’s weird what memories do! On a totally different topic but same memory blurring I once said as an adult that we don’t have white Christmas’s like when I was a kid, I googled it and there were actually very few that were white.
Somebody really evil decided the length of time between beeps…
It’s not frequent enough to make you attend to it immediately and it’s infrequent enough that you’ve just forgotten about it when it beeps again!
It’s not frequent enough to make you attend to it immediately and it’s infrequent enough that you’ve just forgotten about it when it beeps again!
November 17, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Somebody really evil decided the length of time between beeps…
It’s not frequent enough to make you attend to it immediately and it’s infrequent enough that you’ve just forgotten about it when it beeps again!
It’s not frequent enough to make you attend to it immediately and it’s infrequent enough that you’ve just forgotten about it when it beeps again!
…but should they insist on still doing one point out that 33 felonies is still one less than the incoming POTUS.
November 17, 2024 at 2:03 AM
…but should they insist on still doing one point out that 33 felonies is still one less than the incoming POTUS.
It wouldn’t be anywhere near as scary in colour!
November 17, 2024 at 1:53 AM
It wouldn’t be anywhere near as scary in colour!
They are white… do they have a pull up pointy bit and a pull down mask with two eye holes cut in?
November 17, 2024 at 1:47 AM
They are white… do they have a pull up pointy bit and a pull down mask with two eye holes cut in?
It’s so frustrating… Obama handed over a brilliant economy which Trump would have totally trashed if it were not for covid… Biden has built it back up and yet again Trump will ride on the coattails of his predecessor and take all the credit.
November 16, 2024 at 5:40 PM
It’s so frustrating… Obama handed over a brilliant economy which Trump would have totally trashed if it were not for covid… Biden has built it back up and yet again Trump will ride on the coattails of his predecessor and take all the credit.
It’s like chatting to old friends and new acquaintances at a really big garden party instead of trying to have a conversation with someone at the other end of a subway platform and there’s a million rats between you chipping in & eating each other.
November 16, 2024 at 2:58 PM
It’s like chatting to old friends and new acquaintances at a really big garden party instead of trying to have a conversation with someone at the other end of a subway platform and there’s a million rats between you chipping in & eating each other.
If it’s melted cheddar yes… it can be on anything, pizza, toast, crumpets, cardboard even!
November 16, 2024 at 1:36 AM
If it’s melted cheddar yes… it can be on anything, pizza, toast, crumpets, cardboard even!
Only half of me thinks I qualify
November 15, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Only half of me thinks I qualify
This made me laugh but your first mistake is thinking you picked her at the shelter not that she picked you as her next servants!
November 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM
This made me laugh but your first mistake is thinking you picked her at the shelter not that she picked you as her next servants!
It sounds like she’s gathering a human outfit… do you catch her ‘conspiring’ with neighbours cats? I think if you miss a raincoat & a hat next then you’re only days away from an ID theft by 9 cats on top of each other!
November 15, 2024 at 5:09 PM
It sounds like she’s gathering a human outfit… do you catch her ‘conspiring’ with neighbours cats? I think if you miss a raincoat & a hat next then you’re only days away from an ID theft by 9 cats on top of each other!
I had a voicemail converted to text a couple of days ago that said they were calling from ‘710’ after I listened to the actual voicemail it was ‘Severn Trent’ 😂
November 15, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I had a voicemail converted to text a couple of days ago that said they were calling from ‘710’ after I listened to the actual voicemail it was ‘Severn Trent’ 😂
I’ve not seen that before… brilliant! 😂
I was seriously thinking it through for them going ‘try 10 or 12’ 😝
I was seriously thinking it through for them going ‘try 10 or 12’ 😝
November 15, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I’ve not seen that before… brilliant! 😂
I was seriously thinking it through for them going ‘try 10 or 12’ 😝
I was seriously thinking it through for them going ‘try 10 or 12’ 😝
All those watches are showing different times so all need new batteries or a lot of winding 😂
November 15, 2024 at 3:56 PM
All those watches are showing different times so all need new batteries or a lot of winding 😂
Yay found you both… this is like Twitters early days! Keep up the excellent work you both do!
November 15, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Yay found you both… this is like Twitters early days! Keep up the excellent work you both do!
One of my favourite jokes…
I decided to take the shell off a snail to see if it would go any faster… but if anything it just appeared more sluggish.
I decided to take the shell off a snail to see if it would go any faster… but if anything it just appeared more sluggish.
November 14, 2024 at 8:26 PM
One of my favourite jokes…
I decided to take the shell off a snail to see if it would go any faster… but if anything it just appeared more sluggish.
I decided to take the shell off a snail to see if it would go any faster… but if anything it just appeared more sluggish.
My ex’s parents adopted a lovely cockatoo that was allegedly a proficient talker… his Mum mentioned to her son about 4 days later that it hadn’t said anything & he just replied ‘he probably can’t get a word in edge ways’ & his Dad said ‘I know how he feels’ 😂
November 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM
My ex’s parents adopted a lovely cockatoo that was allegedly a proficient talker… his Mum mentioned to her son about 4 days later that it hadn’t said anything & he just replied ‘he probably can’t get a word in edge ways’ & his Dad said ‘I know how he feels’ 😂