Mean Sean Greene
@meanseangreene.bsky.social
Josh help I got this text about my friends 10 yo. “A few weeks back, Pearl put her feet on me & I made a yuck sound & said her feet were clammy.
She has since taken to putting her feet in the air or near us & screaming "Milk my clams!"
I can’t stop shouting “MILK MY CLAMS” what do I do???
She has since taken to putting her feet in the air or near us & screaming "Milk my clams!"
I can’t stop shouting “MILK MY CLAMS” what do I do???
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Josh help I got this text about my friends 10 yo. “A few weeks back, Pearl put her feet on me & I made a yuck sound & said her feet were clammy.
She has since taken to putting her feet in the air or near us & screaming "Milk my clams!"
I can’t stop shouting “MILK MY CLAMS” what do I do???
She has since taken to putting her feet in the air or near us & screaming "Milk my clams!"
I can’t stop shouting “MILK MY CLAMS” what do I do???
Ah yes. Just as we learned from the Epstein stuff, no one with outlandish money can have compromised morals
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Ah yes. Just as we learned from the Epstein stuff, no one with outlandish money can have compromised morals
Honestly what the fuck are these weirdos even talking about anymore
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Honestly what the fuck are these weirdos even talking about anymore
Holy shit. If you ever listened to mcluskey’s “to hell with good intentions”, it’s Trump
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Holy shit. If you ever listened to mcluskey’s “to hell with good intentions”, it’s Trump
Everyone is crazy except me
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Everyone is crazy except me
As a child, I became more and more angry as my handwriting and improved, seemingly making me more woke
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
As a child, I became more and more angry as my handwriting and improved, seemingly making me more woke
I feel like I’m a good person and Trump ain’t. But goodness the true difference is I have a really hard time talking about myself and he is the absolute opposite
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I feel like I’m a good person and Trump ain’t. But goodness the true difference is I have a really hard time talking about myself and he is the absolute opposite
I grew up in central Jersey and was the only nets fan I knew isn’t that so crazy. They were the NEW JERSEY nets!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I grew up in central Jersey and was the only nets fan I knew isn’t that so crazy. They were the NEW JERSEY nets!!!!
Isn’t that lady literally obsessed with one race she had in college?
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Isn’t that lady literally obsessed with one race she had in college?
Gotta mean there’s a ton of deals Coming
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Gotta mean there’s a ton of deals Coming
Arrested development also in the running with a crazy good cast
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Arrested development also in the running with a crazy good cast
Yo he looks like beans from even Steven
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yo he looks like beans from even Steven
What’d yesevage do?
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What’d yesevage do?
Who pitches the eighth? Straight to Hoffman?
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Who pitches the eighth? Straight to Hoffman?
Oh thank god it happens to someone else too
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Oh thank god it happens to someone else too
If you hire a guy and end up having to fire him and pay him 45 million….there is simply no way you should have a job anymore
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If you hire a guy and end up having to fire him and pay him 45 million….there is simply no way you should have a job anymore
Why the HELL does he not have a cigarette hanging from his mouth we used to be a country
October 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Why the HELL does he not have a cigarette hanging from his mouth we used to be a country
Dude can’t wait till someone is paying me to take drugs
October 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Dude can’t wait till someone is paying me to take drugs
Dawg when Amish people go to emergency rooms that happens
October 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Dawg when Amish people go to emergency rooms that happens
Haha why did I think you were talking about Justin Turner for a minute
October 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Haha why did I think you were talking about Justin Turner for a minute
Do we think everyone calls him deano Blandino
September 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Do we think everyone calls him deano Blandino
That would have been the perfect opportunity to pitch the rookie kid. Or helsley
September 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
That would have been the perfect opportunity to pitch the rookie kid. Or helsley