Alex Jones must have wished on a monkey paw for the Epstein Files release: "I was right all along! I told you we were ruled by a secret cabal of pedophiles, and here they -- oh. Oh no. Nevermind. Disregard. It's fake."

I don't get the grumblings about our economy under late-stage capitalism. Engagement Farming is experiencing an unprecedented boom. The Hot Take and Ragebait sectors are stronger than ever, and AI Slop is one of the fastest-growing industries. No reason this growth can't continue. To the moon!

Me dealing with health insurance bullshit.

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