Mean Oprah
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You can't make me afraid. Immigrants. They commit crimes 10x less than citizens. I don't fear them.
Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them.
The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.
Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them.
The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
You can't make me afraid. Immigrants. They commit crimes 10x less than citizens. I don't fear them.
Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them.
The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.
Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them.
The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.
You can go back in time but only for a moment. During that time you can
a. Pull someone’s pants down
b. Hit them in the face with a pie
Would you bother going? Which would you do and who would you pick? You can go anywhere in the past.
a. Pull someone’s pants down
b. Hit them in the face with a pie
Would you bother going? Which would you do and who would you pick? You can go anywhere in the past.
February 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You can go back in time but only for a moment. During that time you can
a. Pull someone’s pants down
b. Hit them in the face with a pie
Would you bother going? Which would you do and who would you pick? You can go anywhere in the past.
a. Pull someone’s pants down
b. Hit them in the face with a pie
Would you bother going? Which would you do and who would you pick? You can go anywhere in the past.
Serious question. How do I get fewer cat photos?
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Serious question. How do I get fewer cat photos?