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hoop and stick revivalist

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HELP
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
metal fans who don’t like melody are all like “god I wish my peehole were bleeding right now”
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Find a healer, and stop bothering me.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
How can Glass Animals be coworker music if their fans are unemployed.
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’ll be at the thrift like “omg I can’t believe no one bought this yet” and it’s a boys’ large t-shirt that says my brother smells like dino farts
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Chasers do not deserve rights but they may earn certain privileges.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
They assigned me a male nurse at the dermatologist and boy was he surprised when my puss came out.
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Beautiful evening to remember the brave and ancient smell of my wooden bed frame as I fell asleep in our new house the summer before fourth grade, the hedge behind the blinds backlit by sputtering streetlights that made poor substitutes for stars. And then donuts for breakfast.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Sometimes I let the public see me to gather my monthly compliments before going back into hiding.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This week is so stressful for no reason. Tomorrow I’m going to spend $137 to make up for it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I saved a Vended shirt on EBay and the seller offered me 6.9% off, exactly what I would expect of a Vended liker.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
They could make Steam branded lube and everyone would still say “Xbox and PlayStation are cooked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.”
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
These Hayley Williams shows are going to be unbearable after one or two songs went viral. It’s just like the Starbucks bears, there are literally people who will chase a popular thing down regardless of whether they like it or not. There’ll be no concert etiquette and people screaming three lines.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
He hated his paintings. Let them crust in a closet until one sold and could be rushed face down to FedEx.

I let him use my art supplies when he had no money. He ruined dozens of my brushes by putting them away black and stiff. A year passed.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
my new hobby is saying white supremacist shit in swiftie comment sections and only getting support and agreement
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
when corey taylor said “biggity biggity bitch boy” I felt that 🫶
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trying a new soup recipe is such an event to me I picked a special soup making outfit.
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Swifties keep saying “if you don’t like her you must not be smart enough to understand her lyrics” which chillingly implies that they think they are smart for understanding her lyrics. No other fandom is like this, I’m obsessed with them.
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
making out with elder scrolls lore in the background…transcendent
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Nintendo said, “Okay you can have a bunch more islands and the rest of the items and batch crafting now shut up about a new game!” And you know what? I will shut up!
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I went to the dentist and the hygienist was calling me “she” while the doctor was calling me “he” and they just went back and forth gendering me differently like it was nothing lmfao I loved it
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my neighborhood is so pretty it makes me SICK!!!!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
YOU’RE NOT EVEN CUTE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
October 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So I went thrifting in a rich suburb and it was the strangest experience ever. All the decor is stark white. No real art. Home Goods castoffs. But god, I got a $200 Pottery Barn sheet set for $10 and a $100 knit pullover for $8. My eyes zoomed in on natural fibers left and right.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Pure. Flayed. Ready for the next life.
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM