I wish I was funny enough to be a shitposter but I overthink too much.

Downloaded Spotify just for one band. Why did no one tell me everyone is on there??

We found a new band. They’re so damn elusive. Love you DEAR-GOD! Never change

Tell your friends you love them! Just cause.

LOL

I can’t have people see borderline furry porn if they check my follows. But… the poster is making a cool project at the same time though… screw it.

Following people and then looking through their profile to make sure they’re publicly acceptable to have in your follow list will save your life.

I hate when I’m looking through art on Twitter (sorry bluesky I can’t find my faves) and I’m already following someone I like the art of. LET ME FOLLOW THEM AGAIN YOU BASTARD.

Guilty pleasure: Love people who casually roleplay in text conversation. It feels like things make way more sense if I can’t see you but I know what you would be doing. It makes intentions way more clear for me. I’d rather see if you dryhump me off the bat or just give me head pats platonically