I wouldn't do it, but my dog is a dumbass.
I love seeing dogs and cats just about anywhere. I was just saying I wish they had them in care homes.
Meanwhile, here's Sylvie, as she imagines herself, saving us from squirrels.

How Sylvie sees herself, as she keeps us safe from marauding squirrels.

Like this shoebill, who throws a little duck just to be an asshole

I mean, I was laughing about the sweatshirt at Obvious Plant today, but that's because, well, it's Obvious Plant. (Please don't block me; I'm not an asshole.)

Nobody calls you the Space Cowboy, Steve. Nobody calls you the Gangster of Love.

😂😂😂 she thinks so

Here's Sylvie, looking super smart.

Introduce yourself as a movie character... okay I'm cheating and using a TV character.

Nice. This is the vibe I bring.

I need to embrace adding alt text.