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Mean Coffee
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In search of truth…and some pointy boots.
Orange Taint doesn’t care about the economy being in the shitter. Or any of the rest of our concerns. He never did. It’s by design.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Can we add spelling test to the requirements for our next president?

I’m kidding.

Obviously we won’t get a chance to vote again, but in an alternate timeline the next president should be able to spell…or fucking use spellcheck…or simply not be a ridiculous illiterate pile of narcissistic garbage.
October 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I pay for YOUR healthcare and ER visits, you ham-fisted twat. Me,the taxpayer.I pay for the entirety of you & your bootlicking fuckfaces to have healthcare I will never be able to have. I pay for your cosmetic dentistry. I pay for your potions and pills. But sure, yeah, NO POORS OR “illegals”.
Leavitt: "When an illegal alien goes to the emergency room, who's paying for it? The American taxpayer."
October 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Choke out Nexstar/sinclair. If you decide opt back into Hulu, don’t do Live Tv option.
September 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
This all day. As a woman, it’s hard enough to be medically “heard”, but JFC, this shit is beyond the pale. TOUGH IT OUT? Oh, Donny, we are toughing shit out, I assure you.
Well said Doc 👩‍⚕️ thank you.
September 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Vote with your dollars.
September 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If the only way you can protest is with your wallet, don’t think that’s not a contribution to what is occurring. It is.

Corporations concerned with their profits should not bend to authoritarian regimes. Show them what the fuck is up and cancel your subscription.
September 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I love all these men (Cox, Maher, Shapiro) talking about Kirk’s “willingness to have a dialogue” and how we should all lean into that more. When women lost access to healthcare (yep, abortion is that) Kirk said “Your body, my choice.” But sure, we all should have “talked” to that dipshit more.
September 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Fuck millennials & up who cast aspersions on those younger for being too “anxious”.We send kids to school to get shot,or best case,shooter drills & triage training because hey,we love guns.Children who survive our country should leave their elders to rot in the street because we surely deserve it.
August 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
So J6ers fucked a bunch of cops up but we’re all expected to fall out over a guy throwing bread filled with meat at Trump’s Gestapoos(that’s not a misspelling, I wrote what I wrote)?

Nah.

Catch all these fucking sandwiches.
August 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“…was fatally injured in a sudden and unprovoked attack by an unwounded buffalo,” he added.

UNPROVOKED?

He was STALKING the buffalo to KILL IT.

Huh.

Maybe these fucks should volunteer/donate at a food bank for adventure. It won’t make their dicks bigger,but neither does big game “hunting” so….
Millionaire Texas Rancher Fatally Struck by Buffalo He Was Stalking During South Africa Big Game Hunt
Millionaire Texas ranch trader Asher Watkins was killed on Sunday, Aug. 3, by a buffalo he was tracking during a hunting trip in South Africa, according to multiple outlets.
people.com
August 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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“Ideally we’re supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us. He’s everything that’s wrong not just with America, but with being a human being.”
~Jeff Daniels
July 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Watching people post pictures of cancelling their Paramount + subscriptions…
from their Amazon Prime accounts.🥴

Oh,Sirs.

Get the fuck off of all of it.

Stop paying Bootlicker Bezos a sub fee!!
July 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This all motherfucking day.
he's right and he's right to say it
June 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I must have missed that vote congress took to approve an act of war. I mean, I know we don’t have laws in this country anymore (unless you’re brown and poor) so, I guess I can’t faint with shock.
June 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Whelp, I’m ready for all the “alpha” males to report to duty. This is why you’ve been drinking your raw milk and eating nothing but undercooked meat. Suit up and go prove how manly you are. Women swoon when you throw yourself on dirty bombs.
June 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Sen Mike Lee & the silence from Republicans made it clear: decency is in the rearview mirror.

After he mocked a political assassination, Ed Shelleby, a senior staffer to Sen Tina Smith, wrote to Lee’s top staffers.

@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com read it on-air, and honestly everyone should hear it.
June 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
That was the saddest little hillbilly parade I’ve seen in a minute.
June 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Here’s what’s happening & will happen:1.Elon/Trump bromance ended.2.Elon reminded everyone(bro,we know)Trump in Epstein file.3.Trump tantrum shits in CA to kill Epstein story.4.Elon walks shit back.5.Trump will back down from CA,move to new chaos.
Martial law will flair again closer to midterms.
June 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The kids are alright.
WATCH HOW THESE STUDENTS RESPONDED WHEN ANTI-TRANS TEXAS HOUSE CANDIDATE JEFF YOUNGER SHOWED UP TO THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH TEXAS!!
June 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How many MAGA Morons recently bought a Tesla because Trump hocked them on the WH lawn?

I bet they don’t know whether to jerk off or shit themselves.
June 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What cycle are we on now? The millionth?

You know that cycle where someone bootlicks Trump, he then fucks them over, and then that someone tries to come back to the fold talking all kinds of shit about how awful Trump is?

Yeah, fuck Musk. I hope they both fuck a cactus.
June 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM