Meagan Ragan
@meagarella.bsky.social
Skittle haired, queer, married atheist mom in Texas! Dallas Stars lover! Exactly as woke as you fear I am 🖕🏻🫶🏻
To be loved, is to be seen.
Sometimes I wish he’d see me a little less though 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes I wish he’d see me a little less though 🤣🤣🤣
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
To be loved, is to be seen.
Sometimes I wish he’d see me a little less though 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes I wish he’d see me a little less though 🤣🤣🤣
The internet I grew up on had videos on YouTube of ISIS/ISIL literally beheading people so I guess I’m not sure why people are fussing so much over the Kirk video.
3 kids were shot while attending their high school today.
THAT should be the story.
3 kids were shot while attending their high school today.
THAT should be the story.
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The internet I grew up on had videos on YouTube of ISIS/ISIL literally beheading people so I guess I’m not sure why people are fussing so much over the Kirk video.
3 kids were shot while attending their high school today.
THAT should be the story.
3 kids were shot while attending their high school today.
THAT should be the story.
A piece of shit grifter is dead, mere seconds after downplaying gun violence.
And I’m supposed to be saddened by this becauuuuuuse?
This sounds like one of those FAFO moments Cons love so much.
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And I’m supposed to be saddened by this becauuuuuuse?
This sounds like one of those FAFO moments Cons love so much.
🥰
September 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A piece of shit grifter is dead, mere seconds after downplaying gun violence.
And I’m supposed to be saddened by this becauuuuuuse?
This sounds like one of those FAFO moments Cons love so much.
🥰
And I’m supposed to be saddened by this becauuuuuuse?
This sounds like one of those FAFO moments Cons love so much.
🥰
I wish people in giant trucks would realize that just because YOU can see oncoming traffic around the SUV/truck in the opposite turn lane, doesn’t mean, I, IN MY TINY HONDA CIVIC, can!
And I don’t care how much of a hurry you’re in, IM NOT TURNING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC THAT I CAN’T SEE!!!
And I don’t care how much of a hurry you’re in, IM NOT TURNING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC THAT I CAN’T SEE!!!
August 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I wish people in giant trucks would realize that just because YOU can see oncoming traffic around the SUV/truck in the opposite turn lane, doesn’t mean, I, IN MY TINY HONDA CIVIC, can!
And I don’t care how much of a hurry you’re in, IM NOT TURNING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC THAT I CAN’T SEE!!!
And I don’t care how much of a hurry you’re in, IM NOT TURNING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC THAT I CAN’T SEE!!!
Dear Diaper Companies,
There’s this CRAZY thing I guess you didn’t know, that when I child gets bigger and needs to size up in diapers THEIR BUTT ALSO GETS A LITTLE BIT WIDER. CAN WE PLEASE ALSO MAKE THE DIAPERS WIDER?!?!?!?!?
There’s this CRAZY thing I guess you didn’t know, that when I child gets bigger and needs to size up in diapers THEIR BUTT ALSO GETS A LITTLE BIT WIDER. CAN WE PLEASE ALSO MAKE THE DIAPERS WIDER?!?!?!?!?
April 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dear Diaper Companies,
There’s this CRAZY thing I guess you didn’t know, that when I child gets bigger and needs to size up in diapers THEIR BUTT ALSO GETS A LITTLE BIT WIDER. CAN WE PLEASE ALSO MAKE THE DIAPERS WIDER?!?!?!?!?
There’s this CRAZY thing I guess you didn’t know, that when I child gets bigger and needs to size up in diapers THEIR BUTT ALSO GETS A LITTLE BIT WIDER. CAN WE PLEASE ALSO MAKE THE DIAPERS WIDER?!?!?!?!?
RIP pretty pitty.
If love alone could’ve healed you, you’d live forever.
I’m glad you’re not in pain anymore, my Artemis Rose.
If love alone could’ve healed you, you’d live forever.
I’m glad you’re not in pain anymore, my Artemis Rose.
March 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
RIP pretty pitty.
If love alone could’ve healed you, you’d live forever.
I’m glad you’re not in pain anymore, my Artemis Rose.
If love alone could’ve healed you, you’d live forever.
I’m glad you’re not in pain anymore, my Artemis Rose.
I’m going to run for president, and the major part of my campaign will be headlight reform.
I’m so fucking over losers beaming the sun into my mirrors because they can’t be assed to reach their hand into their hood and reposition the damn things!
#HeadlightReform2025
I’m so fucking over losers beaming the sun into my mirrors because they can’t be assed to reach their hand into their hood and reposition the damn things!
#HeadlightReform2025
March 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m going to run for president, and the major part of my campaign will be headlight reform.
I’m so fucking over losers beaming the sun into my mirrors because they can’t be assed to reach their hand into their hood and reposition the damn things!
#HeadlightReform2025
I’m so fucking over losers beaming the sun into my mirrors because they can’t be assed to reach their hand into their hood and reposition the damn things!
#HeadlightReform2025
Rantanen to the #DallasStars 12x8.
Waiting to see if I have to break my 6yo a heart and tell her that her second favorite Star is now on the “Spotty Dots”.
Gonna miss the tiny tenacious terror that is Stankoven, 💔😭
Waiting to see if I have to break my 6yo a heart and tell her that her second favorite Star is now on the “Spotty Dots”.
Gonna miss the tiny tenacious terror that is Stankoven, 💔😭
March 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Rantanen to the #DallasStars 12x8.
Waiting to see if I have to break my 6yo a heart and tell her that her second favorite Star is now on the “Spotty Dots”.
Gonna miss the tiny tenacious terror that is Stankoven, 💔😭
Waiting to see if I have to break my 6yo a heart and tell her that her second favorite Star is now on the “Spotty Dots”.
Gonna miss the tiny tenacious terror that is Stankoven, 💔😭
This Mikko Rantanen trade talk has got me in all sorts of knots!
On the one hand, GIMME. On the other hand, please please let us keep all of our young guns, their future is so bright don’t take my kids!
Canes, will you take 1 Dumba and a mystery mini for Rantanen? Please?
#DallasStars
On the one hand, GIMME. On the other hand, please please let us keep all of our young guns, their future is so bright don’t take my kids!
Canes, will you take 1 Dumba and a mystery mini for Rantanen? Please?
#DallasStars
March 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This Mikko Rantanen trade talk has got me in all sorts of knots!
On the one hand, GIMME. On the other hand, please please let us keep all of our young guns, their future is so bright don’t take my kids!
Canes, will you take 1 Dumba and a mystery mini for Rantanen? Please?
#DallasStars
On the one hand, GIMME. On the other hand, please please let us keep all of our young guns, their future is so bright don’t take my kids!
Canes, will you take 1 Dumba and a mystery mini for Rantanen? Please?
#DallasStars
“My only chance is killing mee, EGG NOGGG”
Lorelei’s rendition of Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Lorelei’s rendition of Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“My only chance is killing mee, EGG NOGGG”
Lorelei’s rendition of Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Lorelei’s rendition of Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
March 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I gotta be accountable to somebody. Might as well have that be randos on the internet.
“Speed” walking in the treadmill and stairmill sandwiched around my legs and arms workout.
“Speed” walking in the treadmill and stairmill sandwiched around my legs and arms workout.
March 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I gotta be accountable to somebody. Might as well have that be randos on the internet.
“Speed” walking in the treadmill and stairmill sandwiched around my legs and arms workout.
“Speed” walking in the treadmill and stairmill sandwiched around my legs and arms workout.
Most of the other fucking treadmills are open and this fucking weirdo picked the one next to me. What the fuck.
Why are men so fucking weird.
Why are men so fucking weird.
March 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Most of the other fucking treadmills are open and this fucking weirdo picked the one next to me. What the fuck.
Why are men so fucking weird.
Why are men so fucking weird.
Pro tip for getting teachers flowers: skip the vase and find the perfect sized tumbler!
The students can’t break it, and it becomes a practical, second, gift once the flowers fade!
The students can’t break it, and it becomes a practical, second, gift once the flowers fade!
February 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Pro tip for getting teachers flowers: skip the vase and find the perfect sized tumbler!
The students can’t break it, and it becomes a practical, second, gift once the flowers fade!
The students can’t break it, and it becomes a practical, second, gift once the flowers fade!
When your phone knows what’s up, and disses the POS sperm donor on a bad day, without you trying 🤣
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When your phone knows what’s up, and disses the POS sperm donor on a bad day, without you trying 🤣
In case you couldn’t or didn’t piece together everything ‘Uncle Sam’ was saying.
The entire half time show was a masterclass in how to do political performance art.
Kendrick Lamar stood up and threw everything he had at That Man, and threw in some bonus shots at Drake.
Fucking amazing show. 👏🏻✊🏻
The entire half time show was a masterclass in how to do political performance art.
Kendrick Lamar stood up and threw everything he had at That Man, and threw in some bonus shots at Drake.
Fucking amazing show. 👏🏻✊🏻
February 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In case you couldn’t or didn’t piece together everything ‘Uncle Sam’ was saying.
The entire half time show was a masterclass in how to do political performance art.
Kendrick Lamar stood up and threw everything he had at That Man, and threw in some bonus shots at Drake.
Fucking amazing show. 👏🏻✊🏻
The entire half time show was a masterclass in how to do political performance art.
Kendrick Lamar stood up and threw everything he had at That Man, and threw in some bonus shots at Drake.
Fucking amazing show. 👏🏻✊🏻
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#DallasStars
Not gonna lie… that was a pretty snatch up by Rittich. #LAKings
I love a good glove save, no matter who it comes from.
Not gonna lie… that was a pretty snatch up by Rittich. #LAKings
I love a good glove save, no matter who it comes from.
February 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
#DallasStars
Not gonna lie… that was a pretty snatch up by Rittich. #LAKings
I love a good glove save, no matter who it comes from.
Not gonna lie… that was a pretty snatch up by Rittich. #LAKings
I love a good glove save, no matter who it comes from.
February 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM