Matt
@meabcxyz.bsky.social
Pre-Successful Amateur Body Spray Inventor
Wonder if we can setup AI to have Dave Niehaus call the M’s game again. Off to ask ChatGPT. #seattlemariners
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wonder if we can setup AI to have Dave Niehaus call the M’s game again. Off to ask ChatGPT. #seattlemariners
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Remember, the same government deploying masked agents to kidnap people off the streets and disappear them to foreign countries without due process demands you not call them fascist…or else.
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Remember, the same government deploying masked agents to kidnap people off the streets and disappear them to foreign countries without due process demands you not call them fascist…or else.
Lionel Hutz had to walk so Saul Goodman could run.
Fight me.
Fight me.
September 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Lionel Hutz had to walk so Saul Goodman could run.
Fight me.
Fight me.
In honor of the upcoming Spinal Tap film I offer you this.
Soundgarden - Big Bottom / Earache My Eye - Live - ( Spinal Tap & Cheech & Chong Covers) 1990
YouTube video by Redrumrocker1963
youtu.be
August 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
In honor of the upcoming Spinal Tap film I offer you this.
I am pretty sure I the only reason I would want a clone of me is so one of us can lay in bed and watch Netflix all day.
July 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I am pretty sure I the only reason I would want a clone of me is so one of us can lay in bed and watch Netflix all day.
Even the eskimos inside know that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
July 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Even the eskimos inside know that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
With AI becoming more pervasive in our daily lives and classrooms, I just want to take a moment to tip my hat to you. 👏🎓
Your dedication, adaptability, and unwavering commitment to shaping minds in this ever-evolving world is nothing short of inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!
Your dedication, adaptability, and unwavering commitment to shaping minds in this ever-evolving world is nothing short of inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!
June 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
With AI becoming more pervasive in our daily lives and classrooms, I just want to take a moment to tip my hat to you. 👏🎓
Your dedication, adaptability, and unwavering commitment to shaping minds in this ever-evolving world is nothing short of inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!
Your dedication, adaptability, and unwavering commitment to shaping minds in this ever-evolving world is nothing short of inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!
Watching my DoorDash driver go in the opposite direction causes me excessive anxiety.
May 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Watching my DoorDash driver go in the opposite direction causes me excessive anxiety.
One day I kissed my freak, hit the street
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
May 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One day I kissed my freak, hit the street
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
Fun FAQ: I learned the entirety of the Beastie Boys ‘License to Ill’ album while hiking through the mountains of New Mexico with my Boy Scout troop in the summer of 1987.
April 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fun FAQ: I learned the entirety of the Beastie Boys ‘License to Ill’ album while hiking through the mountains of New Mexico with my Boy Scout troop in the summer of 1987.
That feeling…where you bring up Hulu and see all new cool looking shows after having focused on Max, Netflix, and YouTube. That’s ok though, cause it means there will be a bunch of cool shit on Paramount+ in a couple weeks.
April 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That feeling…where you bring up Hulu and see all new cool looking shows after having focused on Max, Netflix, and YouTube. That’s ok though, cause it means there will be a bunch of cool shit on Paramount+ in a couple weeks.
Not a day has gone by in the last 36 years that this scene did not play in my head. #rentfree youtu.be/1GoH3M9Kb4g?...
Say Anything - Boombox Serenade
YouTube video by Tate Smith
youtu.be
April 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Not a day has gone by in the last 36 years that this scene did not play in my head. #rentfree youtu.be/1GoH3M9Kb4g?...
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Are you or a loved one suffering from TRS? Millions are suffering from this affliction across the country and around the world. But @troublemakers.bsky.social and #teslatakedown want you to know there are cures and treatments available. Learn more and take action today. youtu.be/tQOvkgZL9eU?...
Tesla Regret Syndrome PSA
YouTube video by Troublemakers
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April 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Are you or a loved one suffering from TRS? Millions are suffering from this affliction across the country and around the world. But @troublemakers.bsky.social and #teslatakedown want you to know there are cures and treatments available. Learn more and take action today. youtu.be/tQOvkgZL9eU?...
On this day in 1989 I went on my very first blind date. Don’t remember her name, but when I picked her up she was drunk. We went and saw Say Anything. Afterwords we went to Denny’s and just happen to run into her recent ex-bf. I took her home and never spoke to her again.
April 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
On this day in 1989 I went on my very first blind date. Don’t remember her name, but when I picked her up she was drunk. We went and saw Say Anything. Afterwords we went to Denny’s and just happen to run into her recent ex-bf. I took her home and never spoke to her again.
My DoorDash driver delivered my food to the wrong house.
I am out for justice.
Out for blood.
I am out for justice.
Out for blood.
April 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My DoorDash driver delivered my food to the wrong house.
I am out for justice.
Out for blood.
I am out for justice.
Out for blood.
Obama - ”Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.“
April 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Obama - ”Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.“
This guy! 👇
Cory Booker is going to have the best news to wake up to on Thursday.
April 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This guy! 👇
I mean, if I’m gonna pay $125 for an oil change could ya at least try to make it legible. #jiffylube
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I mean, if I’m gonna pay $125 for an oil change could ya at least try to make it legible. #jiffylube
Say you are awoken from a wonderful slumber in a hotel by the fire alarm going off. Do you pee before evacuating or after you get back to your room?
March 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Say you are awoken from a wonderful slumber in a hotel by the fire alarm going off. Do you pee before evacuating or after you get back to your room?
Honest traffic sign in Seattle
March 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Honest traffic sign in Seattle
We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
March 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
So with the power out for the next 24 hours at London Heathrow it makes me wonder if this will have any effect to my flight to the east coast in 12 hours.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
London's Heathrow Airport Shut After Fire Causes Major Power Outage: Live Updates
The airport, which handles 1,300 flights a day, was set to be closed all of Friday because of a fire at a nearby power substation. At least 120 flights that were headed to the airport were diverted.
www.nytimes.com
March 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
So with the power out for the next 24 hours at London Heathrow it makes me wonder if this will have any effect to my flight to the east coast in 12 hours.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
Some wisdom here👇
Keep a minimum of 3/4 tank of fuel in your vehicle.
Don't carry anything that the police can remotely construe as an offensive weapon.
If stopped by the police ask for a lawyer. Then do not talk.
Don't carry anything that the police can remotely construe as an offensive weapon.
If stopped by the police ask for a lawyer. Then do not talk.
March 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Some wisdom here👇
Tesla will be nationalized, that's the next 3D chess move. It's going to be the greatest bailout ever.
March 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Tesla will be nationalized, that's the next 3D chess move. It's going to be the greatest bailout ever.