Garmin: "good morning! ☺️...
You're the worst person in the world"
You're the worst person in the world"
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Garmin: "good morning! ☺️...
You're the worst person in the world"
You're the worst person in the world"
Sure I sit next to this guy every time I book the quiet carriage on any train journey.
a black and white monkey yawning while sitting in the grass
ALT: a black and white monkey yawning while sitting in the grass
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sure I sit next to this guy every time I book the quiet carriage on any train journey.
I don't think death by firing squad is an unreasonable punishment for those who use "ourselves" and "yourselves"
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I don't think death by firing squad is an unreasonable punishment for those who use "ourselves" and "yourselves"
Nothing worse than a recipe telling you to add subjective measurements.
"Add a large spring of thyme"
.... Just tell me how many bloody grams! I can't make these decisions.
"Add a large spring of thyme"
.... Just tell me how many bloody grams! I can't make these decisions.
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Nothing worse than a recipe telling you to add subjective measurements.
"Add a large spring of thyme"
.... Just tell me how many bloody grams! I can't make these decisions.
"Add a large spring of thyme"
.... Just tell me how many bloody grams! I can't make these decisions.
*stares at the price of a Boots meal deal*
"If only we joined the third Reich"
"If only we joined the third Reich"
WTF.
Veteran, 100, says winning World War II ‘wasn’t worth it’ due to state of Britain
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
*stares at the price of a Boots meal deal*
"If only we joined the third Reich"
"If only we joined the third Reich"
Choose the greatest British television moment (there are only 2)
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Choose the greatest British television moment (there are only 2)
Badminton at this hour on a Saturday is preferable to the historically standard hangover.
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Badminton at this hour on a Saturday is preferable to the historically standard hangover.
Happy autumn to all who celebrate
October 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy autumn to all who celebrate
I work closely with a number of synagogues. Many have introduced a fee for security on all bookings. Events in Manchester today highlight exactly why.
It's been clear for years that the Jewish community is vulnerable. We really need to do more as a society to fucking stamp out antisemitism
It's been clear for years that the Jewish community is vulnerable. We really need to do more as a society to fucking stamp out antisemitism
October 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I work closely with a number of synagogues. Many have introduced a fee for security on all bookings. Events in Manchester today highlight exactly why.
It's been clear for years that the Jewish community is vulnerable. We really need to do more as a society to fucking stamp out antisemitism
It's been clear for years that the Jewish community is vulnerable. We really need to do more as a society to fucking stamp out antisemitism
It's pretty astonishing how blatantly Israel are committing genocide. Like they've comprehensively ticked off each of the 10 stages already.
September 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
It's pretty astonishing how blatantly Israel are committing genocide. Like they've comprehensively ticked off each of the 10 stages already.
In other news, freshly deposited shit steams on winter pavement.
September 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In other news, freshly deposited shit steams on winter pavement.
*leaves house*
Monzo: you've spent £4,678,521.98 today
Monzo: you've spent £4,678,521.98 today
July 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
*leaves house*
Monzo: you've spent £4,678,521.98 today
Monzo: you've spent £4,678,521.98 today
Party 1: this would be good
Party 2: that would be bad!
....
Party 2: this would be good
Party 1: that would be bad!
*Repeat forever*
Party 2: that would be bad!
....
Party 2: this would be good
Party 1: that would be bad!
*Repeat forever*
July 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Party 1: this would be good
Party 2: that would be bad!
....
Party 2: this would be good
Party 1: that would be bad!
*Repeat forever*
Party 2: that would be bad!
....
Party 2: this would be good
Party 1: that would be bad!
*Repeat forever*
Something particularly vile about political points scoring on grooming gangs.
June 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Something particularly vile about political points scoring on grooming gangs.
Elton John: goobah I'm retiring
Elton John:
Elton John:
a man in a hat is standing in a doorway
ALT: a man in a hat is standing in a doorway
media.tenor.com
April 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Elton John: goobah I'm retiring
Elton John:
Elton John:
I am sorry but if you cannot tell the difference between a duck and a goose, there is no hope.
March 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I am sorry but if you cannot tell the difference between a duck and a goose, there is no hope.
"the pope looks well", said no one.
March 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"the pope looks well", said no one.
A marvelous WWII shoehorn
March 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
A marvelous WWII shoehorn
POV you're Elon Musk trying to have a normal, everyday conversation
March 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
POV you're Elon Musk trying to have a normal, everyday conversation
Never know what to ask for when I get my hair cut so I just ask them to try their best
March 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Never know what to ask for when I get my hair cut so I just ask them to try their best
Hello what do I do in Leeds
March 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Hello what do I do in Leeds