MDorian000
@mdorian000.bsky.social
Bon vivant, teller of tales, damn good dancer
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." ~ Oscar Wilde
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." ~ Oscar Wilde
America is, quite literally, for sale. At the low, low price of only $1 million. Get it while it's hot! (Trumpcard.gov is, no shit, the narcissistic name of the site.)
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
America is, quite literally, for sale. At the low, low price of only $1 million. Get it while it's hot! (Trumpcard.gov is, no shit, the narcissistic name of the site.)
Having witnessed firsthand the tragic effects of rampant social media use on countless students and young people, I'm going to say this sounds like a bully idea and about goddamn time. NO social media accounts for those under 16. Uh, America, you got that?
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/a...
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/a...
Australia launches youth social media ban it says will be the world's 'first domino'
More than 1 million social media accounts held by users under 16 are set to be deactivated in Australia in a divisive world-first ban that is being closely watched elsewhere.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Having witnessed firsthand the tragic effects of rampant social media use on countless students and young people, I'm going to say this sounds like a bully idea and about goddamn time. NO social media accounts for those under 16. Uh, America, you got that?
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/a...
www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/a...
Just how racist can Trump and his administration get? It's like they're in a race to be as racist as they can be. As if all the ICE fuckery weren't enough, now this national slap in the face to Black people. 3 more years? The motherF'er has got to go. www.bbc.com/news/article...
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just how racist can Trump and his administration get? It's like they're in a race to be as racist as they can be. As if all the ICE fuckery weren't enough, now this national slap in the face to Black people. 3 more years? The motherF'er has got to go. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Is it weird that I still get excited every Monday night? And it has nothing to do with football? It's because I get to spend an hour with my fantasy TV-anchor girlfriend. (I know she's gay so don't try to ruin it here; I'll fantasize however I damn well please, thank you very much.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Is it weird that I still get excited every Monday night? And it has nothing to do with football? It's because I get to spend an hour with my fantasy TV-anchor girlfriend. (I know she's gay so don't try to ruin it here; I'll fantasize however I damn well please, thank you very much.)
If you can relate to this passed-out raccoon in a meaningful way, maybe it's time to reconsider your alcohol intake.
There are other substances that won't end you up like this, but I wouldn't want to advocate anything like that.
There are other substances that won't end you up like this, but I wouldn't want to advocate anything like that.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If you can relate to this passed-out raccoon in a meaningful way, maybe it's time to reconsider your alcohol intake.
There are other substances that won't end you up like this, but I wouldn't want to advocate anything like that.
There are other substances that won't end you up like this, but I wouldn't want to advocate anything like that.
The next frame in the cartoon should be: The hot dog vendor gives the Buddhist his hot dog, the Buddhist hands him a 20, waits, and says, "Where's my change?" And the hot dog vendor goes, "Change only comes from within." (It's an old joke, at least as old as the hot dog.)
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The next frame in the cartoon should be: The hot dog vendor gives the Buddhist his hot dog, the Buddhist hands him a 20, waits, and says, "Where's my change?" And the hot dog vendor goes, "Change only comes from within." (It's an old joke, at least as old as the hot dog.)
How would you describe Trump in four words or less? I'll go first: Stupid, cruel, racist fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
How would you describe Trump in four words or less? I'll go first: Stupid, cruel, racist fuck.
This begs the question: Is the cat out of the bag here?
Kinda like, Is the glass half full or... ?
Kinda like, Is the glass half full or... ?
October 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This begs the question: Is the cat out of the bag here?
Kinda like, Is the glass half full or... ?
Kinda like, Is the glass half full or... ?
As if trying to demolish our Democracy weren't enough. He had to have the aesthetic sensibilities of a retrogressive simpleton. The worst part is that it can still get worse, a lot worse.
October 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
As if trying to demolish our Democracy weren't enough. He had to have the aesthetic sensibilities of a retrogressive simpleton. The worst part is that it can still get worse, a lot worse.
Attended the No Kings protest in NYC. Many very clever and funny signs but there's something about the raw, blunt force of this one that got me.
October 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Attended the No Kings protest in NYC. Many very clever and funny signs but there's something about the raw, blunt force of this one that got me.
Just for starters at Trump's UN address to UN, he said, "Crisisees" in his first sentence. Then "Now America is the hottest country on Earth." How this is a "new Golden Age." Everything he says is the most Orwellian twisting of the truth. We must resist!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtI...
LIVE: Trump’s speech at UN General Assembly 2025
YouTube video by Associated Press
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September 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just for starters at Trump's UN address to UN, he said, "Crisisees" in his first sentence. Then "Now America is the hottest country on Earth." How this is a "new Golden Age." Everything he says is the most Orwellian twisting of the truth. We must resist!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtI...
In the wake of all that's happened and before what is sure to come, I have one word for us all: PRO-fucking-TEST!
www.nokings.org
www.nokings.org
No Kings
As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...
www.nokings.org
September 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In the wake of all that's happened and before what is sure to come, I have one word for us all: PRO-fucking-TEST!
www.nokings.org
www.nokings.org
I went to see this yesterday. A close friend (who's not on social media) executive produced it. It's laugh-out-loud funny. The drummers thread and the wife in the cheese shop are comedic high points. Go! Don't let the big-screen experience die! www.youtube.com/watch?v=70DD...
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues - Official Trailer | SDCC 2025
YouTube video by IGN
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September 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I went to see this yesterday. A close friend (who's not on social media) executive produced it. It's laugh-out-loud funny. The drummers thread and the wife in the cheese shop are comedic high points. Go! Don't let the big-screen experience die! www.youtube.com/watch?v=70DD...
Here's a pressing issue. Please weigh and solve a dispute. How do you eat your corn on the cob?
September 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Here's a pressing issue. Please weigh and solve a dispute. How do you eat your corn on the cob?
I hate milk, always have. Saw this in my neighborhood recently. I instantly wondered if this was real or a gag. SPOILER: While apparently billed as human breast milk, it's not; it just mimics the "sweet slightly salty taste" of your mom's. Ok, how many of you would try this? (Freaks, be honest.)
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I hate milk, always have. Saw this in my neighborhood recently. I instantly wondered if this was real or a gag. SPOILER: While apparently billed as human breast milk, it's not; it just mimics the "sweet slightly salty taste" of your mom's. Ok, how many of you would try this? (Freaks, be honest.)
This is how funny my family can be. I don't like to fly, but I do. I took a trip recently and only told my nephews, my younger brother's four sons, once I was aboard. I'd eaten some shrooms so if the plane went down, I'd be as happy as possible.
August 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This is how funny my family can be. I don't like to fly, but I do. I took a trip recently and only told my nephews, my younger brother's four sons, once I was aboard. I'd eaten some shrooms so if the plane went down, I'd be as happy as possible.
Then I sent my nephews one of those If-I-never-see-you-again texts from the plane with a selfie. And within seconds, the youngest one sends the pic back with this added to it.
August 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Then I sent my nephews one of those If-I-never-see-you-again texts from the plane with a selfie. And within seconds, the youngest one sends the pic back with this added to it.
This one understandably didn't set off alarms in the media. But it should have. Do you want to live in a White Christian Nationalist country?
Religious fanatics + White supremacists = Are you fucking kidding me?
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Religious fanatics + White supremacists = Are you fucking kidding me?
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August 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This one understandably didn't set off alarms in the media. But it should have. Do you want to live in a White Christian Nationalist country?
Religious fanatics + White supremacists = Are you fucking kidding me?
www.facebook.com/story.php?st...
Religious fanatics + White supremacists = Are you fucking kidding me?
www.facebook.com/story.php?st...
Just cos she's so cool.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKLi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKLi...
PJ Harvey - 50 Ft Queenie
YouTube video by PJHarveyVEVO
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July 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just cos she's so cool.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKLi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKLi...
Watch the cop furthest to the left behind the reporter take aim and shoot her in the leg with a rubber bullet at 15 seconds in. If not soon, eventually, it won't be rubber bullets. Fucking goons under Trump feel emboldened to do this. edition.cnn.com/2025/06/09/u...
Australian reporter covering LA protests hit by rubber bullet | CNN
Lauren Tomasi, a US correspondent for CNN-affiliate Nine News in Australia, was hit by a rubber bullet fired by police during her live broadcast. Tomasi was left sore but otherwise unharmed, according...
edition.cnn.com
June 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Watch the cop furthest to the left behind the reporter take aim and shoot her in the leg with a rubber bullet at 15 seconds in. If not soon, eventually, it won't be rubber bullets. Fucking goons under Trump feel emboldened to do this. edition.cnn.com/2025/06/09/u...
My all-time fave from the whole soul/funk era, Sly Stone, died today. Coolest of the cool. Life wasn't always what he wanted it to be, but there was a while there when it sure was for him, and it was a joy to behold. I will always listen to his music. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/a...
Sly Stone, Maestro of a Multifaceted, Hitmaking Band, Dies at 82
www.nytimes.com
June 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My all-time fave from the whole soul/funk era, Sly Stone, died today. Coolest of the cool. Life wasn't always what he wanted it to be, but there was a while there when it sure was for him, and it was a joy to behold. I will always listen to his music. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/a...
SURVEY QUESTION: Considering all the people you know and everything you've ever seen of parenting and kids, what's your estimation of the percentage of people who really shouldn't breed (or shouldn't have bred)? We're not talking imposed sterilization here.(Full disclosure: I'm childless by choice.)
June 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
SURVEY QUESTION: Considering all the people you know and everything you've ever seen of parenting and kids, what's your estimation of the percentage of people who really shouldn't breed (or shouldn't have bred)? We're not talking imposed sterilization here.(Full disclosure: I'm childless by choice.)
Sick with a cold. I've watched: "An Honest Liar" about magician-activist The Amazing Randi, "Banksy: Most Wanted" & "Gonzo" about Hunter S. Thompson. Soderbergh films "Black Bag" & "Presence." Both terrific, even "P" and me no like supernatural. Anthony Hopkins "Hitchcock", sheds light on "Psycho."
June 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sick with a cold. I've watched: "An Honest Liar" about magician-activist The Amazing Randi, "Banksy: Most Wanted" & "Gonzo" about Hunter S. Thompson. Soderbergh films "Black Bag" & "Presence." Both terrific, even "P" and me no like supernatural. Anthony Hopkins "Hitchcock", sheds light on "Psycho."
Like exposés? Documentaries that uncover scandals, fraud and the unethical conduct of their participants? Who then deny or downplay their guilt, try to cover all their tracks and ghost the filmmaker? Then maybe my film Refusing My Religion is for your summer watch list.
refusingmyreligion.vhx.tv
refusingmyreligion.vhx.tv
REFUSING MY RELIGION
While two filmmakers are shooting a documentary about preachers who’ve lost their faith and become atheist activists, they discover their main character is a fraud who’s in cahoots with others in the ...
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June 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Like exposés? Documentaries that uncover scandals, fraud and the unethical conduct of their participants? Who then deny or downplay their guilt, try to cover all their tracks and ghost the filmmaker? Then maybe my film Refusing My Religion is for your summer watch list.
refusingmyreligion.vhx.tv
refusingmyreligion.vhx.tv
I'd say the new Viagra Boys album is their best yet. It's not for everyone, but if it's for you, oh boy are you gonna go ga ga for it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4j...
Viagra Boys - Man Made of Meat (Official Video)
YouTube video by viagra boys
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May 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'd say the new Viagra Boys album is their best yet. It's not for everyone, but if it's for you, oh boy are you gonna go ga ga for it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4j...