Mark Malek
@mdmalek.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Same display name and handle. Victim of the GA-6th redistricting. Boston sports fan + UMass-Lowell hockey.
I’ve watched so many YouTube videos of people successfully cooking eggs in cast iron, and they all end the same way. With me screaming, “Burn her, she’s a witch!”
April 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’ve watched so many YouTube videos of people successfully cooking eggs in cast iron, and they all end the same way. With me screaming, “Burn her, she’s a witch!”
Jalapeño Cheddar Cornbread night.
April 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Jalapeño Cheddar Cornbread night.
Pic from the Iron Bowl today.
December 1, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Pic from the Iron Bowl today.
“Sorry, find your own laundry basket. This one is taken.”
November 27, 2024 at 1:43 PM
“Sorry, find your own laundry basket. This one is taken.”
If I can’t get a quality six hours of sleep now, I can’t even imagine what it’s going to be like post-inauguration.
November 26, 2024 at 11:03 AM
If I can’t get a quality six hours of sleep now, I can’t even imagine what it’s going to be like post-inauguration.
Reposted by Mark Malek
Matt Gaetz is retiring to spend more time with the daughters of other people’s families.
November 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Matt Gaetz is retiring to spend more time with the daughters of other people’s families.
My Trump Cabinet coping mechanism is a pan of brownies. I bet they’re gone before a head of lettuce dies.
November 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
My Trump Cabinet coping mechanism is a pan of brownies. I bet they’re gone before a head of lettuce dies.
A reminder on this Sunday evening.
November 18, 2024 at 12:28 AM
A reminder on this Sunday evening.
Reposted by Mark Malek
We have our first crossover chud folks! He followed me over here after I his account was suspended. Feel free to say hi👋
November 16, 2024 at 6:13 PM
We have our first crossover chud folks! He followed me over here after I his account was suspended. Feel free to say hi👋
Am I supposed to be on the table? No. Will I be punished for this infraction? Also no.
November 14, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Am I supposed to be on the table? No. Will I be punished for this infraction? Also no.
My favorite part of this place so far is that I feel like I’m back to scrolling, rather than doomscrolling.
November 14, 2024 at 1:39 PM
My favorite part of this place so far is that I feel like I’m back to scrolling, rather than doomscrolling.
Serious talent
Here goes my first post! 🤞😄
I love to draw, especially pets. Here are some portraits of some "Serious Fluff" that I have done.
I love to draw, especially pets. Here are some portraits of some "Serious Fluff" that I have done.
November 14, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Serious talent
Still baffled by the number of states that voted for the amendment to stop leopards from eating people's faces, but then voted for all the members of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
November 13, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Still baffled by the number of states that voted for the amendment to stop leopards from eating people's faces, but then voted for all the members of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Elon doing his best to turn X into Parler II. A viper’s nest of angry a-holes sad that they have no “libs to own.”
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November 13, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Elon doing his best to turn X into Parler II. A viper’s nest of angry a-holes sad that they have no “libs to own.”
amp.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
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In process of evacuating the hellscape formerly known as Twitter
November 12, 2024 at 3:36 PM
In process of evacuating the hellscape formerly known as Twitter