Getting the call that your patient did not in fact have psoriasis and instead had the worst case of Norwegian Scabies anyone has ever seen. Three showers with Permethrin deep

Damnit just wanted to watch some Simpsons Halloween without thinking about how far we’ve fallen as a nation

Blocking government agencies on worlds lamest social media platform just to feel something

Phenomenal

I can’t comprehend this being a topic of conversation. “Getting laid”. Jesus

Fireworks should be illegal. It’s weird that 4 days post Fourth of July I’m still hearing small explosions in my neighbor. Started 3 days early too! 7 days of explosions! I just want a quiet evening after work!

Same energy

Anonymous feedback from medical students.
“Decrease sarcasm slightly”
Yeah I’ll get right on that.

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