Fantastic then! If only the US knew how to elect great leaders...

The orange clown got his red nose and became the Führer.

Slowly shove bamboo under all of my fingernails. Run across the entire country buck naked. Pspspsps to a mountain lion. Use a boa constrictor as a scarf. Choose the man instead of the bear. Pull out all of my hair strand by strand. Stare directly into the sun.

I would love to have a blizzard like that here!

I will trade you my 20°C weather in Texas for all of that!

😇😁

As an American, I will donate money to fund this! Please take him out and make it gruesome.

Not me over here growing an unsupervised onion bc it's the only thing I can keep alive while neglecting it entirely.
But anyway, your plant is beautiful!

Im just going to assume anyone in Trump's junk drawer is a pedophile, rapist, racist, lying clown.

😆 I wouldn't be surprised.