McSkrt
mcskrt.bsky.social
McSkrt
@mcskrt.bsky.social
Dead Battery collector
Cant take it for granted that the biggest political dispute that i have with my parents is that they’re trotskyists
September 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The best thing about working in the hospital is the feeling you get when you finally empty your bladder at the end of your shift
April 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Casinos are brainrot for geriatrics
March 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you’re not pissing with me you’re pissing agInst me
February 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Having paranoid delusions that people are checking in to the ER with the flu specifically to infect me
February 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Talk to your friends about guns. Find that one left-leaning veteran coworker and ask them if they can take you shooting. Learn to operate them safely, and quit being afraid of them. And once you know how to use them (and know it’s safe for you), buy an AR-15.
January 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I have never regretted smokinng a drunk cig the next day
January 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Does anyone else ever feel the need to chug water until you have to start gasping for air?
December 3, 2024 at 9:12 AM
The hospital doesn’t want you to know this but this is how we give demented grannies MRIs too
I just found out this is how they give hamsters MRIs.
June 2, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Which medicine specialty is the best at shitposting?
May 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Driknign malort
November 10, 2023 at 7:03 AM
Can anyone help me find an old tweet from some medical shitposter? It was something about “we’re not supposed to push hypertonic saline thorugh a peripheral IV unless we double the tonicity and call it bicarbonate”
November 2, 2023 at 6:58 AM
On my first shift as an EMT, my preceptor pulled a pair of wool socks out of his bag in the middle of winter and gave them to a cold looking homeless woman at a stoplight and I still think about that 8 years later. Him and his partner didnt say a word about it which makes me think it was common
October 30, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Do u guys think a politician has made a statement of support for Israel that started with a land acknowledgement yet?
October 21, 2023 at 8:39 PM
My EMT instructor said “we dont see sepsis often in the field” which I believe translates to “im not very good at identifying sepsis in the field”
October 6, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Watching an NFL player dab as a TD celebration in 2023 should automatically place them on IR for cognitive impairment
September 10, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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down in Meheecko they call me "El Blanco Niño Goated Con El Salsa"
September 3, 2023 at 5:13 AM
I need a voicemail for texting that just says “Hi, it’s been over 10 minutes and I haven’t responded so I probably never will. Please text me again or call me if you would like an answer. Thanks!”
August 31, 2023 at 12:42 AM
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August 30, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Story of my life
August 30, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Feeling truly immersed in minneapolis culture
August 27, 2023 at 6:47 PM
I have yet to have a trip to the midwest that did not come without great personal strife. Absolutely cursed energy throughout the great lakes region
August 26, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Living the TRUE chicago experience by enjoying dunkin donuts at 5AM at O’Hare
August 26, 2023 at 10:02 AM
Took the EMT entrance exam today after letting my cert lapse and there wasn’t a single question with “scene safety” as an answer so i probably failed it
August 26, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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[tune of Harder Better Faster Stronger] Rapid Sequence Intubation
August 25, 2023 at 10:47 PM