Dear World,

We’re sorry. Some really, really, REALLY stupid people voted for this jerkoff.

Had to SMH when I saw the video titled, “Clearest image of drone yet!”. It took me no more than five seconds to correctly identify it as a C-17, which was stationed in that exact area and which was coming in for a landing.

And this will absolutely not end their delusions. We’ll hear every excuse from, “This proves nothing!”, to, “You didn’t really take us to Antarctica.”

Ah, that makes sense. The one closest to my house (three houses down the street) has reopened twice. The last time it opened, it affected the pad-mounted transformer near it, according to the power company.

Three small ones. Widest across was about four feet, and it was about 15 feet deep.

I’m definitely at risk. My neighborhood has had three (that we know of) in the past 15 years.

I think it smells like ass cancer, which, by the way, I hope he gets.

Especially this. It’s atrocious. Not cute. Not funny. Not romantic. Not worth one second of viewing time. NPR with the big fail on this one.

Nice. Follow me back.

NPR, don’t even think about promoting this steaming, fetid dump of celluloid! It’s not even good enough to say, “It’s so bad it’s good.” Just stop. This is way beneath you. The world is on fire and you’re writing about nonsense. At least recommend decent entertainment!

Wow! Well done, regardless. My record is 21. Pure amateur status!

If asked specifically about something, I may share. A little. Otherwise it’s nobody’s business but mine. And no one wants to hear another person go on and on about their ills.