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Matt Connolly
@mconnolly.bsky.social
Rocking the suburbs, just like Michael Jackson did
How is the fold? Like if ya put a slice over a finger, does it flop down well?
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s safe to eat. Don’t worry about that. Based on the thread, ya did everything right. I’m sure it will be great.

Best part- even the worst brisket makes GREAT brisket tacos the rest of the weekend
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A win and there is the slightest of progress made this season (yr3 of Rhule)

A loss and “what the fuck are we doing here” is all i can say
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You don’t have to do this. Just walk out
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Starting Dad Walk at the darkest, coldest time of the year is the most Dad way to do it
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Scotaroos

Smoked Blueberry Crisp

S’mores (but sub in Belgium waffle crisps and dark chocolate)
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You are welcome
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hope everything goes smoothy, you’ll be missed
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
So we will see ya next Friday then?
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
LFG
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Matt, coming from another, Matt, respectfully……have ya seen this program the last decade ? These numbers are honestly lower than I expected
November 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is how I found out that the OKC Thunder won the NBA last season. Neat.
October 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The 5 and 2 year old are doing just fine.... even with the 2 yo home sick all week with HFM.
October 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Owner of Shelby Mercedes who puts Ashely BMW out of business after bribing an employee to file a sexual harassment suit
September 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sommabitch that sold Kenny that shitty pre owned jet ski during spring training with the Yankees and then skipped town
September 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
GOD DAMNIT RYAN! Why ya always gotta bring us into this shit !
September 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A 10:26 drive?!?

I think Scott Frost's drive to the gas station for a log and a suitcase of Busch Light was 7, maybe 9 mins..... must be slipping.
September 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The virdict is I’m gonna keep ripping beers, have a fire, make some s’mores and eat some homemade gummies. All are welcome. Ladies are uncles too.
September 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not the worst SFD ever.
September 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Welll, I’ll be the fucking judge of that.
September 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The one in VaTech when Lee Corso’s rental car was struck by lighting.
September 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM