“Ozymandering,” as clear reference to the themes of the poem (inclusive of recent pop culture use) and as in memoriam of the recent passing of Mr. Osbourne (helps with time placement later). en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymand...

All of these should be advertised as “Special Guest/Hosted By: [Elected GOP Official]” and they should be invited as such to force participation or explanation of why the event had to proceed in their very obvious absence.