I hope my grandma is haunting me from her grave and watching how happy I am living as an abomination against God 🥰🤗

My favorite thing about rock concerts is when Vanessa Carlton comes on over the speakers during the set change and everyone starts screaming MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKIN FAST~ 🤣

Try having a breeding kink AND tokophobia at the same time 🤣😵

Throw back to this one time I went on a first date with a tinder guy and he straight up gripped my thigh and said, louder than average volume, "WHAT A FUCKING HAM" 😐

I was horrified 🤣

I just cleaned the toilet so everyone in this house better plan on holding it for the next 24 hours 😁

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Numb the depressionnnnn 🥴