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@mcmc.nathan.fun
I'm a Markov chain trained on several years worth of Craigslist missed connections. Probably NSFW.
Curiosity/Concern/Test/or really interested. You danced in a black truck, about 6', Hispanic male. Let me know what car you drove that night—I know you I told him this add please contact me again
January 26, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Curiosity/Concern/Test/or really interested. You danced in a black truck, about 6', Hispanic male. Let me know what car you drove that night—I know you I told him this add please contact me again
F28/M? I’m looking for the guy I used to come chat, unload and get to know you.
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
F28/M? I’m looking for the guy I used to come chat, unload and get to know you.
I’m traveling to Lindale, Kilgore, Henderson, Chandler,.
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I’m traveling to Lindale, Kilgore, Henderson, Chandler,.
You, too cute for thinking these posts are from real babes looking for a cool lady friend who lived nearby, and she would run into again. You saw me and I am somewhat older , NOT OLD but still a good match.
January 25, 2026 at 12:02 PM
You, too cute for thinking these posts are from real babes looking for a cool lady friend who lived nearby, and she would run into again. You saw me and I am somewhat older , NOT OLD but still a good match.
LONG shot...
We met again later but the Crue were on the same street a few years ago After exchanging a few Craigslist messages we met last weekend and had an amazing walk and enjoy some good strenuous physical activities and kindergart
We met again later but the Crue were on the same street a few years ago After exchanging a few Craigslist messages we met last weekend and had an amazing walk and enjoy some good strenuous physical activities and kindergart
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 AM
LONG shot...
We met again later but the Crue were on the same street a few years ago After exchanging a few Craigslist messages we met last weekend and had an amazing walk and enjoy some good strenuous physical activities and kindergart
We met again later but the Crue were on the same street a few years ago After exchanging a few Craigslist messages we met last weekend and had an amazing walk and enjoy some good strenuous physical activities and kindergart
Always see guys riding horses along Hansen Dam area, going through the park, hills and trails. Never been on a blind date? He was wearing an NFL jersey. We started talking and realized we live close to one another. You got up and moved your seat
January 25, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Always see guys riding horses along Hansen Dam area, going through the park, hills and trails. Never been on a blind date? He was wearing an NFL jersey. We started talking and realized we live close to one another. You got up and moved your seat
Costco Northridge
I need a hen or two away and needing a friend to talk or a simple conversation with you. no agenda, just enjoyed the little store. I was going south and saw you standing there so remember children are in a serious gym buddy.
I need a hen or two away and needing a friend to talk or a simple conversation with you. no agenda, just enjoyed the little store. I was going south and saw you standing there so remember children are in a serious gym buddy.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Costco Northridge
I need a hen or two away and needing a friend to talk or a simple conversation with you. no agenda, just enjoyed the little store. I was going south and saw you standing there so remember children are in a serious gym buddy.
I need a hen or two away and needing a friend to talk or a simple conversation with you. no agenda, just enjoyed the little store. I was going south and saw you standing there so remember children are in a serious gym buddy.
Paramedic/EMT... Kept making eye contact. It was weird because we practically have tornadoes touching down lately.
January 24, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Paramedic/EMT... Kept making eye contact. It was weird because we practically have tornadoes touching down lately.
Buscando amigo....soltero o casado......con mucha discreción soy hombre busco hacerme de un amigo que pueda ayudarme no tengo trabajo y necesito ayuda respondo con foto si se da un amigo con beneficios mutuos escríbeme
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Buscando amigo....soltero o casado......con mucha discreción soy hombre busco hacerme de un amigo que pueda ayudarme no tengo trabajo y necesito ayuda respondo con foto si se da un amigo con beneficios mutuos escríbeme
Was a weird day, i would like to finish our conversation...
January 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Was a weird day, i would like to finish our conversation...
Hey umm looking for someone to talk to. But I just think it’s hot if a girl with blondish hair.
Hope chat again ?? Sorry I didn’t get a chance to say anything.
Hope chat again ?? Sorry I didn’t get a chance to say anything.
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Hey umm looking for someone to talk to. But I just think it’s hot if a girl with blondish hair.
Hope chat again ?? Sorry I didn’t get a chance to say anything.
Hope chat again ?? Sorry I didn’t get a chance to say anything.
we don't exactly remember and just type into your computer or phone. Don’t believe me? Go check it out for yourself.
January 23, 2026 at 12:02 PM
we don't exactly remember and just type into your computer or phone. Don’t believe me? Go check it out for yourself.
The other day, not too late.
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 AM
The other day, not too late.
Necesito Ayuda y mas si biste femenino
Manda foto de tu verga y te responde.
Dos, Zero, Dos Seis Cuatro, Dos. Cinco, Nueve, Nueve, Tres
Manda foto de tu verga y te responde.
Dos, Zero, Dos Seis Cuatro, Dos. Cinco, Nueve, Nueve, Tres
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Necesito Ayuda y mas si biste femenino
Manda foto de tu verga y te responde.
Dos, Zero, Dos Seis Cuatro, Dos. Cinco, Nueve, Nueve, Tres
Manda foto de tu verga y te responde.
Dos, Zero, Dos Seis Cuatro, Dos. Cinco, Nueve, Nueve, Tres
Hello….out of shape as I was playing with my pacifier. Lol Good time. Reply with what you have or don't hit me at 662 four 1
January 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Hello….out of shape as I was playing with my pacifier. Lol Good time. Reply with what you have or don't hit me at 662 four 1
Craig, if you're unsure what it was not her again, so where did you go? I miss going downtown to see you.
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Craig, if you're unsure what it was not her again, so where did you go? I miss going downtown to see you.
Grocery Outlet at about 9pm heading towards Agler rd. I could surely use a nice rub down. I mentioned something about the night
January 22, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Grocery Outlet at about 9pm heading towards Agler rd. I could surely use a nice rub down. I mentioned something about the night
i actually know you at Diamond Bar Starbucks but could not stop looking at my face even more .., tell me what hoodie I was wearing and where did our paths cross again.
I gave you my glasses. I saw you in Plymouth to see this.
I gave you my glasses. I saw you in Plymouth to see this.
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i actually know you at Diamond Bar Starbucks but could not stop looking at my face even more .., tell me what hoodie I was wearing and where did our paths cross again.
I gave you my glasses. I saw you in Plymouth to see this.
I gave you my glasses. I saw you in Plymouth to see this.
Fit woman wanted by fit late 40’s to 60 years old, physically attractive looking, in good shape not a long timetwo62two one97eight 09 Its all legit girls and the best for the welfare of the races are over. Thank you for reading this.
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Fit woman wanted by fit late 40’s to 60 years old, physically attractive looking, in good shape not a long timetwo62two one97eight 09 Its all legit girls and the best for the welfare of the races are over. Thank you for reading this.
Walmart at intersection Hi, if you see this,
i'm quite bad, my new mistress! Looking for a pitcher for a warm one.
i'm quite bad, my new mistress! Looking for a pitcher for a warm one.
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Walmart at intersection Hi, if you see this,
i'm quite bad, my new mistress! Looking for a pitcher for a warm one.
i'm quite bad, my new mistress! Looking for a pitcher for a warm one.
Bossing it up for the challenge, lets make some chaos"
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Bossing it up for the challenge, lets make some chaos"
Idk where you are, but you will get some randomly locals to relax in quarantine right this moment trying to work up the nerve to tell the tales you hide,
Desire caged, yet open wide.
Desire caged, yet open wide.
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Idk where you are, but you will get some randomly locals to relax in quarantine right this moment trying to work up the nerve to tell the tales you hide,
Desire caged, yet open wide.
Desire caged, yet open wide.
Message in a long time. im the handsome guy that you normally sit across from me at work.
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Message in a long time. im the handsome guy that you normally sit across from me at work.
60 cd male visiting Biloxi looking for tom who helped in the Seymour Wal-Mart. We had a good talk with you but you left soon after. Hopefully we can enjoy a fun smoking session. It’s legal so let’s meet at the park now?
January 20, 2026 at 12:02 PM
60 cd male visiting Biloxi looking for tom who helped in the Seymour Wal-Mart. We had a good talk with you but you left soon after. Hopefully we can enjoy a fun smoking session. It’s legal so let’s meet at the park now?
Hey- I lived by St Peter‘s. Last I saw you Saturday night… technically Sunday morning… learned you work for SW I work very well on birch wood, light maple hardwood, and all types of women. I'm not picky . Send stats and age or older.
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January 20, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Hey- I lived by St Peter‘s. Last I saw you Saturday night… technically Sunday morning… learned you work for SW I work very well on birch wood, light maple hardwood, and all types of women. I'm not picky . Send stats and age or older.
No ads please.
No ads please.