Thank you for waking up. Stops, INT, Defensive TD. Much better than the entire first half.

"What's so funny?"
- my 4yo after I read that

Mr. Responsibility here!
I could stand to learn something like that

If I'm being honest, though, I think there's been one in my fridge for probably about 4 years that we just never drank.

When my wife was pregnant, we decided those were the best of all the NAs.

Fits with how absolutely terrible this company is in general. Dealing with multiple investment firms, they are the only one that is very clearly a trainwreck.

Have you seen his attempts at seeming human? He's a robot alright...

Jack Nicholson's Joker in Tim Burton's Batman.