Got one for a set of work shoes that are too tight, but I'm too stingy to get rid off.

Why is he dressed as Wee Willie Winkie?

What a coincidence, I've been cast as the new George Smiley!

Going to spend 6 hours pretending to be communards with my pals in tribute.

Particularly when they OP is using the example of the video game industry, which is simultaneously attempting to raise prices whilst sacking swathes of workers.

I’ll raise you ‘pigeon having a ciggie’.

I thought you had got four more dogs to celebrate this momentous occasion.

The sensible adults have decided that it's impossible for for people's lives to improve. So they're going to do this instead.

The Red and Black Song Club and Anarchist Choir lead a radical singing and discussion session. Come join in and learn about the history behind the songs. No experience necessary and children welcome!