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MC Lars
@mclars.bsky.social
That nerdcore rapper your older brother told you about in the mid-00s.

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“Let Me Hold That Redacted PDF (The Jeffrey Epstein Client List)” [ft. @djpastorrock.bsky.social and @wormquartet.bsky.social]

The client list: blacked out.
The NDAs: airtight.

The song: permanent. You do the math.

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August 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Poe Fact #23: He Paved the Way for Sci-Fi Legends

Verne and H.G. Wells owe Poe royalties—if ghosts took payment. His moon balloon and nightmares were blueprint material for the genre.

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May 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Poe Fact #21: Balloon-Hoax GOAT

In 1844, Poe punk’d America with a fake news story claiming a balloon crossed the Atlantic in 75 hours. Newspapers ran it as fact. It was the original viral clickbait.

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April 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Poe Fact #20: Nevermore, on the Scoreboard

The Baltimore Ravens are named after "The Raven." Poe died in Baltimore, and now his ghost haunts their end zone. The team mascot’s name? "Poe." Doesn’t get more on the nose.

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April 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Poe Fact #19: From Page to Playlist

Musicians love Poe... Debussy planned an opera, Lou Reed made a concept album, and someone even once tried a Poe rap album.

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April 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Poe Fact #18: Grave Mistakes

Poe was buried in an unmarked grave until fans were like, “Seriously?” and moved him to a bigger one. Now he has two tombs, because even in death, he needed a dramatic twist ending.

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April 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Poe Fact #17: Big Bang Before It Was a Thing

In Eureka: A Prose Poem, Poe basically described the Big Bang; 80 years before science caught up. The man saw the birth of the universe... while drinking cognac alone.

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April 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Making a full-length hip-hop album about Edgar Allan Poe. One week left to pre-order on @kickstarter.com; it comes with exclusive merch you won’t find anywhere else. Thanks to everyone who's backed it so far. www.kickstarter.com/projects/hor...
April 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Poe Fact #16: Early Literary Aspirations

By 13, Poe had written a book’s worth of poems, but his foster father shut it down. He kept writing anyway... and never stopped.

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April 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Poe Fact #15: Heartbeat Heard 'Round the World

The Tell-Tale Heart may have been inspired by an 1830 murder where the killer claimed he heard the victim’s heart. Poe added dread... and made English class eternal.

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April 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Poe Fact #14: His Most Disturbing Story Ever?

“Berenice,” one of Poe’s most twisted and semi-autobiographical stories, also ties thematically to Easter. Here’s why.

The “Edgar Allan Poe LP” @kickstarter.com is live! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hor...
April 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Poe Fact #13: The First Literary Flame War

After Poe died, his rival Rufus Griswold wrote a fake obituary that eviscerated Poe. Griswold really said, “If I can’t kill him in life, I’ll do it in the Times.”

The “Edgar Allan Poe LP” Kickstarter is live! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hor...
April 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Poe Fact #12: Poe v. Poverty

Poe was iconic—but broke. He tried living off poems and passion. Spoiler: passion doesn’t pay rent.

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April 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM