“Let Me Hold That Redacted PDF (The Jeffrey Epstein Client List)” [ft. @djpastorrock.bsky.social and @wormquartet.bsky.social]

The client list: blacked out.
The NDAs: airtight.

The song: permanent. You do the math.

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Poe Fact #23: He Paved the Way for Sci-Fi Legends

Verne and H.G. Wells owe Poe royalties—if ghosts took payment. His moon balloon and nightmares were blueprint material for the genre.

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Poe Fact #21: Balloon-Hoax GOAT

In 1844, Poe punk’d America with a fake news story claiming a balloon crossed the Atlantic in 75 hours. Newspapers ran it as fact. It was the original viral clickbait.

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Poe Fact #20: Nevermore, on the Scoreboard

The Baltimore Ravens are named after "The Raven." Poe died in Baltimore, and now his ghost haunts their end zone. The team mascot’s name? "Poe." Doesn’t get more on the nose.

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Poe Fact #19: From Page to Playlist

Musicians love Poe... Debussy planned an opera, Lou Reed made a concept album, and someone even once tried a Poe rap album.

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Poe Fact #18: Grave Mistakes

Poe was buried in an unmarked grave until fans were like, “Seriously?” and moved him to a bigger one. Now he has two tombs, because even in death, he needed a dramatic twist ending.

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Poe Fact #17: Big Bang Before It Was a Thing

In Eureka: A Prose Poem, Poe basically described the Big Bang; 80 years before science caught up. The man saw the birth of the universe... while drinking cognac alone.

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Poe Fact #16: Early Literary Aspirations

By 13, Poe had written a book’s worth of poems, but his foster father shut it down. He kept writing anyway... and never stopped.

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Poe Fact #15: Heartbeat Heard 'Round the World

The Tell-Tale Heart may have been inspired by an 1830 murder where the killer claimed he heard the victim’s heart. Poe added dread... and made English class eternal.

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Poe Fact #14: His Most Disturbing Story Ever?

“Berenice,” one of Poe’s most twisted and semi-autobiographical stories, also ties thematically to Easter. Here’s why.

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Poe Fact #13: The First Literary Flame War

After Poe died, his rival Rufus Griswold wrote a fake obituary that eviscerated Poe. Griswold really said, “If I can’t kill him in life, I’ll do it in the Times.”

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Poe Fact #12: Poe v. Poverty

Poe was iconic—but broke. He tried living off poems and passion. Spoiler: passion doesn’t pay rent.

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