I think this year's real summer movie winner is Brad Bird. Fantastic 4 reminds me how much I love The Incredibles, Superman/Iron Giant, Final Reckoning/Ghost Protocol. We just need a movie about a rodent wanting to cook then he'll have thrown a perfect game.

I'm so excited about the Anora win that movie is... Oh shit was that an earthquake?

The lamest thing about modern sports tv is that everything has to be seen through the lens of gambling.

The year is 2030. I go to see a movie. I sit through an hour of trailers. I finish my XL popcorn just as the 30 minutes of ads for the theater starts.

I wanna know why the person who invented bathrooms was like, yeah make it real reverby so when you make noise from your butt it sounds like a chorus to the gods.

When we got married my wife agreed to be the filter to run my jokes through to make sure they are funny, which is why I don't post much.