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Kirk McKeand
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Microplastics, they’re fantastic. Content Director @ GLHF. Consultancy, mock reviews. Did some writing for a video game called The Axis Unseen.
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I’m an artist
Dave asks for a tagline suggestion for his Baby Steps review. I reply: Donkey Dong Country
October 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I mean, come on. www.dbltap.com/features/sil...
The Silent Hill f team talk about the themes of gender inequality and societal pressures on women that they wanted to explore in the game.
September 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Ah, then you might not be ready for this.
Randy Pitchford, pupils like pinpricks, kneels suggestively in a filthy bathroom. The toilet paper is angled on the holders in a threatening way. The sink is filled with what looks like liquid shit. The floor is a Scrabble board and we can’t make out any complete words, enhancing the sense we’re actually not seeing the photo and we’re instead having a stroke.
September 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Rob Stafford was also supposed to be at Develop His page has since been scrubbed
July 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Geoff Keighley reaches out to caress Hideo Kojima’s face. Hideo Kojima looks away, rejecting Keighley’s advances. “Should we have connected?”
July 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Kojima asking his devs to put a giant cosmic arse in the night sky. His mind.
A cosmic butt in Death Stranding 2
June 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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GOTY
A PlayStation game called I’m in Loge With Your Dead Grandmother A weird guy poses with his teeth out in the PS5 edition of I’m in Love With Your Dead Grandmother I can’t rewrite this entire thing, but I’ll describe it: the game and legal info for the game in the other screens reads like a cry for help from an incel.
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Sam wears an oxygen mask in Death Stranding 2 Sam skates over oil in Death Stranding 2 Sam falls in a catapult capsule in Death Stranding 2 Sam walls across a barren desert in Death Stranding 2
June 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Some lovely screens.
Death Stranding 2 bike The moon hangs over a snowy mountain in Death Stranding 2 A truck caught in a sandstorm in Death Stranding 2 Sam shoots across a mountain on a hoverboard in DS2
June 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I’m doing my part
I blocked JD Vance
June 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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This guy would shoot you with a sleeping dart and perform a five minute monologue at you in Far Cry 5
Tommy Robinson looks like even more of a cunt after coming out of prison, with hair and beard like a castaway
May 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I love having a 14 year old.
My partner asks our son what he’s up to and he replies “smoking crack rock”. His profile photo is Heisenberg from Breaking Bad.
May 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Petition to ban socially awkward nerds from positions of power
Destiny director Christopher Barrett sends inappropriate messages to staff
February 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Silent Hills is officially cancelled
February 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Just having a normal and not at all harrowing lunch with @benstarr.bsky.social
Ben Starr sniffs at a restaurant receipt like a fucking goblin
January 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Knew the block was coming so here it is
Chet Faliszek says he’ll celebrate IGN layoffs because he doesn’t agree with an early access review of Hyper Light Breaker
January 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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What about the CEO
CEO of CI Games says he’s anti DEI
January 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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My honest reaction to this news. (Imagine a second image of someone farting into the wind)
A Slack conversation where I tell my team not to cover news of Notch saying he’s doing something he will probably never do again (make something)
January 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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It’s time for the Alternative Game Awards 2024 www.si.com/videogames/f...
Passage from the linked text Another passage from the linked text
December 12, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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Oh, this is the game.
A slack conversation where George says she wrote “this is for Kirk” when she saw Sleight of Hand, an indie game that combines Metal Gear with Dishonored. Josh replies in agreement.
December 11, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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The Thing Remastered is a brilliant touch-up from Nightdive. www.si.com/videogames/r...
Text: there’s a creature out there that can wear your face. It can wrap itself in your skin like a fleshie onesie, nestling against your organs. Anyone you meet could be the beast, such is its skill at taking on their very essence. Some say it makes you even better. The beast’s name? Nightdive Studios.
December 6, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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The lyrics for J-Lo and LL Cool J’s Control Myself, focused on the part that goes “zih-zih-zih-zih-zih” forever.
December 5, 2024 at 8:55 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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Thank you! The first line does it!
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 9:26 PM