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McKinley
@mckinleysayre.bsky.social
Believe in the me that believes in you.

- Just a silly little guy.
- I am “I still own my Nintendo 64 that came from KB Toys” years old.

Catch me in a cool place doing a fun thing.
Okay! But if you send me a Chikorita instead of a Totodile or a Tepig just know you have an enemy for life!

Preorder and a 33% chance of gaining a nemesis.
June 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can confidently say this immaculate himbo is the best part of this game. I demand a Groose tower defense game or something.
April 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Spoken like a loser who just got their cheeks absolutely clapped. Sorry bout your luck, Demise 💅

#Zelda #SkywardSword
April 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I gave my dog his heart worm medicine and the pill is in the shape of a bone. I like that. I think I’d like my medicine to be in the shape of something I like to eat.

Here you go, take this anti anxiety pill that looks like a slice of pizza.
April 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I finished my Soul Silver Nuzlocke!! The fight with Red was a bloodbath.

Congrats to:
Steely Dan the Steelix
Bonnie the Espeon

Gone but not forgotten:
Bubbychild the Slowbro
WoopTroop the Quagsire
Dexy the Houndoom
Dr. Acula the Crobat

+ the others I lost along the way due to negligence/hubris
April 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Like… DID WE KNOW THEY DO THIS?
April 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Pachirisu went from a Pokemon I couldn’t care less about to one I would fight and die for because of Pokemon TCGP. That full art Pachirisu EX? Excuse me?
April 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I LOVE IT
April 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
NEW GUY ALERT
April 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
April 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Does the steam deck have everyone’s favorite kart racer??
April 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Same
April 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bowser is dead to me. I have a new Mario kart main.

Cow.
April 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I HAVE ASCENDED
March 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What a weird world we live in.
March 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dug out my 3DS to play Rhythm Heaven Megamix in honor of the announcement that my sweet beautiful perfect baby angel is coming back 🥲
March 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Lunchtime workout with all my friends 🥰
March 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Alan Wake time with Churro
February 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
At the gym and someone recognized my Blue Lock jersey. Did I just make a new best friend?
February 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
All this to say, I am essentially building a brand new computer this weekend. My old case is almost small enough to fit inside the new one 😅

She thicc.
February 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Came for the Persona vibes, stayed for the political radicalization. We building guillotines yet?
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hey Silent Hill? Eat shit.
December 14, 2024 at 4:51 PM
After I wrote this I realized I specifically meant Splendor. I can’t find a picture of my guy in the more ornate frames. But. This guy.
December 11, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Smol birb, big birb, king birb.
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Every time I open my day list it’s always something like

“WEEB ASS VIRGIN-CORE THURSDAY”
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 PM