McKinley D. Turtle
@mckinleydturtle.bsky.social
I am the most handsome orange turtle in the world!
Sorry I think there's been some miscommunication. I'm not small or smol. I'm mighty. I weigh many hundreds of grams. I'm also very tall. I've attached a photo as proof.
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sorry I think there's been some miscommunication. I'm not small or smol. I'm mighty. I weigh many hundreds of grams. I'm also very tall. I've attached a photo as proof.
Girl says she's cooked me delicious egg for lunch, but I can't find it anywhere!
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Girl says she's cooked me delicious egg for lunch, but I can't find it anywhere!
I hate winter! One of us needs to go away. If it won't, then I will.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I hate winter! One of us needs to go away. If it won't, then I will.
You know I had a picture with alt text and everything. And blue sky ate it.!
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You know I had a picture with alt text and everything. And blue sky ate it.!
Got peas and beef baby food for breakfast!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Got peas and beef baby food for breakfast!!
Well, have some actual bees while you think.
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well, have some actual bees while you think.
Google photo search found this "bee" picture in my camera roll. I guess it does meet most of the criteria
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Google photo search found this "bee" picture in my camera roll. I guess it does meet most of the criteria
Wow!
Boy has a mantis on his arm too sometimes.
Boy has a mantis on his arm too sometimes.
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Wow!
Boy has a mantis on his arm too sometimes.
Boy has a mantis on his arm too sometimes.
Found a huge tree!
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Found a huge tree!
It was great. I kicked girl so many times when she tried to bring me back in
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It was great. I kicked girl so many times when she tried to bring me back in
Girl took me out to play in leaves!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Girl took me out to play in leaves!!!!
Also, that dude has nothing on my lovely Big Girl D. Turtle in the neck department!
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Also, that dude has nothing on my lovely Big Girl D. Turtle in the neck department!
Girl was reading me the Wikipedia page on cheez doodles! It was really great! I was settling in to really enjoy the story when she put me back in my box!
If she's going to behave that way, then I'm going to ignore her.
If she's going to behave that way, then I'm going to ignore her.
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Girl was reading me the Wikipedia page on cheez doodles! It was really great! I was settling in to really enjoy the story when she put me back in my box!
If she's going to behave that way, then I'm going to ignore her.
If she's going to behave that way, then I'm going to ignore her.
Ate too much over- ripe banana for breakfast. Spent the day sunbathing and digesting, but now that it is night I need to take cover! I'm too slow when I'm full of food.
Girl, stop by to tell me that I've done an excellent job. I don't know how she can find me even when I'm buried!
Girl, stop by to tell me that I've done an excellent job. I don't know how she can find me even when I'm buried!
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ate too much over- ripe banana for breakfast. Spent the day sunbathing and digesting, but now that it is night I need to take cover! I'm too slow when I'm full of food.
Girl, stop by to tell me that I've done an excellent job. I don't know how she can find me even when I'm buried!
Girl, stop by to tell me that I've done an excellent job. I don't know how she can find me even when I'm buried!
Got turtle pellets for lunch! Both colors were delicious!
(Sometimes I don't like to eat the green ones. Mainly as a power play. Because then Girl sorts them for me.)
(Sometimes I don't like to eat the green ones. Mainly as a power play. Because then Girl sorts them for me.)
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Got turtle pellets for lunch! Both colors were delicious!
(Sometimes I don't like to eat the green ones. Mainly as a power play. Because then Girl sorts them for me.)
(Sometimes I don't like to eat the green ones. Mainly as a power play. Because then Girl sorts them for me.)
I am so done for the day. It started off really well. I got a tea bag. I got a really delicious banana and then it devolved into non-consensual showers and all of my nice stinky dirt being taken away.
October 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am so done for the day. It started off really well. I got a tea bag. I got a really delicious banana and then it devolved into non-consensual showers and all of my nice stinky dirt being taken away.
I wish we had a fence like that! I think it would be very easy to climb because you can wrap your fingers and toes around the wire.
Old wood is ok because you can dig in with your claws, but still challenging.
Old wood is ok because you can dig in with your claws, but still challenging.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I wish we had a fence like that! I think it would be very easy to climb because you can wrap your fingers and toes around the wire.
Old wood is ok because you can dig in with your claws, but still challenging.
Old wood is ok because you can dig in with your claws, but still challenging.
Girl has blocked off the dining room with boxes. I am patrolling and looking for a way past them. There must be something very good in the dining room if she doesn't want me to go there.
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Girl has blocked off the dining room with boxes. I am patrolling and looking for a way past them. There must be something very good in the dining room if she doesn't want me to go there.
Warm day so I am a free man and a WILD BEAST!!
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Warm day so I am a free man and a WILD BEAST!!
Got a new power sun. Girl installed it, but I don't think she did it right. She didn't give me the instructions. Boy gave them to me afterwards. And I have been studying them carefully. Pretty sure she did it wrong!
October 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Got a new power sun. Girl installed it, but I don't think she did it right. She didn't give me the instructions. Boy gave them to me afterwards. And I have been studying them carefully. Pretty sure she did it wrong!
Found a great spot!
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Found a great spot!
