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mckaye
@mckayeonnaise.bsky.social
your local cryptid, constantly confused, wannabe content creator, coffee addict
huzzah! i finally got an appointment to help me with my raging adhd. i am VEERRY excited. my adhd has been the bane of my existence for FAAAR too long.

oh, and i’m going to document how different things were for me off the meds vs on them. i’m very excited.

stay tuned!
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
welp, i trusted a fart and it ended up being a shart. thankfully i'm home, but man... that betrayal won't soon be forgotten.
October 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
fuck me, my vacuum broke the day before my complex scheduled their annual fire alarm check. my apartment isn't gross, but it's not clean either... i need a vacuum. 🙃
September 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i was on the porcelain throne dropping logs & my leg fell asleep (i lost circulation). i can no longer walk 😫 (i can walk just fine), my life is pain 😭 (i'll be fine in a minute or two), i will never know peace again 😞 (i'm being dramatic).
July 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
for my first post, i just want everyone to know that i tried to seal my headache meds with my water bottle cap. it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize it too.

i need sleep.
July 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM