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mcjohnson922.bsky.social
Matthew Johnson
@mcjohnson922.bsky.social
He/him - Panromantic asexual - Cisgender - Autistic - Sports gamer - wannabe writer
>Is ChatGPT conscious?

Betteridge's Law says:
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I would not vote for a neoliberal weasel who'd throw anyone he could under the bus for a tiny bit more power, no.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We'll see you in hell, Schumer. Thanks for nothing, you worthless quitter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Well Trey, it could be worse, you could be Toronto Maple Leafs winger Nicholas Robertson, who was [checks notes] born *on* 9/11
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
So y'all laid off your entire politics department, even though they were the only thing keeping you relevant these past 9 years? You do you I guess; stupid bastards.

Go anti-woke, go broke. 👋
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Neat, how's about you start by unblocking all the people, on Twitter and on BlueSky, who criticized your terrible opinions & we can go from there?
November 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The post I was responding to, because @johnpfaff.bsky.social is a coward who's afraid of dissent:
October 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
October 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
None of the above: ya gotta do the Shinji Ikari Raising Project. 😛
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Somehow, I think he'll be fine - it seems like she isn't that great either. 😒
October 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Buddy, I'm just in awe of how you're literally just the "Let's engage!" meme, right down to the dude being a dead ringer for you.
October 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
October 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So I'm taking from this passive-aggressive post that you have no interest in banning noted transphobic JAQ-off Jesse Singal? Shame you have neither the professionalism to enforce the rules against people you like, nor the maturity to handle your crash-out like an adult.

You have the same energy as
October 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
As a peace-loving liberal myself I get it, man, but at some point you have to realize that you can't beat a bunch of strength-posturing sociopaths with love and empathy; they don't have any. You're just gonna have to beat the piss out of them & remind them just how weak they really are.
September 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Don't forget about his brother George! Love those boys.
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey @teamlabouruk.bsky.social, that you refuse to stop pandering to extreme right-wing weirdos like MumsNet is exactly why you're TANKING in the polls right now. Get your acts together, or enjoy losing in humiliating fashion next election.
September 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
So how do you parse the contradiction between that article and this nonsensical tripe you also published today?
September 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
She's actually denounced Brianna Wu a couple of times, but honestly that's what makes her turning into the next Brianna Wu even more disappointing.
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Also Ari, why do you still pay for Twitter?
September 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ari, it hurts me to say this, but for as much as you've (correctly IMO) slammed Brianna Wu for selling out to the far-right, baseless posts like this show that IMO you're on the path to becoming the next Brianna Wu.
September 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Also being named after Kimmel's regrettable old show, but capping an insane screed-thread with a song by anti-fascist pro-BLM band The Protomen is the icing on the cake.
September 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You're doing the meme Toddd, stop it.
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I dunno @bsky.app, I don't think your site's gonna last if one can't criticize bad people on it. Interesting timing too considering I just criticized @jay.bsky.team's moderation of this site with regards to the NY Post's bigotry. Y'all wouldn't be trying to target critics of your site, would you...?
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Okay but like, you get how stupid that sounds, right?
September 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM