Celeste
@mcjennings94.bsky.social
NSFW, minors stay away 🚫
31 year old bigender goatgirl
he/her she/him
31 year old bigender goatgirl
he/her she/him
Get urself a girl who can do both 🥰 (she can get her own Insects preggnant)
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Get urself a girl who can do both 🥰 (she can get her own Insects preggnant)
Rude (to not let me do that for her) 😤
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Rude (to not let me do that for her) 😤
If u can get director's cut of 1408 I recommend it (2 hrs vs 90 min theatrical cut, but the extra 30 minutes whip)
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If u can get director's cut of 1408 I recommend it (2 hrs vs 90 min theatrical cut, but the extra 30 minutes whip)
When I went full goatgirl I wore a dog collar with a lil bell on it. It got a lot of compliments from strangers, including from elderly women on multiple occasions.
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
When I went full goatgirl I wore a dog collar with a lil bell on it. It got a lot of compliments from strangers, including from elderly women on multiple occasions.
There's something inside me that feeeels
like breathing in popperrrrrrrs 😤
like breathing in popperrrrrrrs 😤
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
There's something inside me that feeeels
like breathing in popperrrrrrrs 😤
like breathing in popperrrrrrrs 😤
the expressions 🫠💫
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
the expressions 🫠💫
The full version of the Dr. Evil theme is actually funnier than the full movie, I learned just recently.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The full version of the Dr. Evil theme is actually funnier than the full movie, I learned just recently.
Accurate, though the first 10 minutes of Spy Who Shagged Me did permanently forge my young brain into the shape of an exhibitionist who likes They Might Be Giants, so I am indebted to it like a wretched feudal lord.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Accurate, though the first 10 minutes of Spy Who Shagged Me did permanently forge my young brain into the shape of an exhibitionist who likes They Might Be Giants, so I am indebted to it like a wretched feudal lord.
I do love the 99% nonmonogamous, because that leaves room for ppl believing they're in the 1%. Surely you're safe with *their* spouse... right??
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I do love the 99% nonmonogamous, because that leaves room for ppl believing they're in the 1%. Surely you're safe with *their* spouse... right??
Love the idea of this much implicit lore being communicated by the rules.
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Love the idea of this much implicit lore being communicated by the rules.
