Mike, the baptist.
@mchrisbrand.bsky.social
A coach and voice in the wilderness.
Artificial intelligence please get out of my life in all aspects I don't want you I don't need you please go away and take your minions with you
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Artificial intelligence please get out of my life in all aspects I don't want you I don't need you please go away and take your minions with you
New Year's resolution: I'm going scorched Earth on my past. Time to disappoint and be disappointed by an entirely new set of people.
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
New Year's resolution: I'm going scorched Earth on my past. Time to disappoint and be disappointed by an entirely new set of people.
We discovered yet that we put the wrong people on a pedestal in this country?
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We discovered yet that we put the wrong people on a pedestal in this country?
The War on Drugs has had its corporate merger approved with the war on terror
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The War on Drugs has had its corporate merger approved with the war on terror
Family or not, fuck me if I am going to give thanks with anyone who supports a child rapist.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Family or not, fuck me if I am going to give thanks with anyone who supports a child rapist.
Screw your AI on whatever platform.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Screw your AI on whatever platform.
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Question of the day: when do you feel like the best version of yourself?
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Question of the day: when do you feel like the best version of yourself?
If rhe Dems learn anything from this election is that the are more effective as a regional brand and not a national brand.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If rhe Dems learn anything from this election is that the are more effective as a regional brand and not a national brand.
Reposted by Mike, the baptist.
Motivation is simple to create once you know what fuels motivation. Hint: it is not desire that fuels motivation.
Join us tomorrow - live!
Coaching for Humans
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Join us tomorrow - live!
Coaching for Humans
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November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Motivation is simple to create once you know what fuels motivation. Hint: it is not desire that fuels motivation.
Join us tomorrow - live!
Coaching for Humans
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/motivateme
Join us tomorrow - live!
Coaching for Humans
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/motivateme
Wouldn't the Sphere be more aptly named "The Dome"?
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Wouldn't the Sphere be more aptly named "The Dome"?
Reposted by Mike, the baptist.
Everyone welcome! This Wednesday 12p EST / 10a MST
Join me for this quick coach up session on creating motivation.
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Join me for this quick coach up session on creating motivation.
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November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Everyone welcome! This Wednesday 12p EST / 10a MST
Join me for this quick coach up session on creating motivation.
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/motivateme
Join me for this quick coach up session on creating motivation.
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/motivateme
Remember hidden tracks on cd's.
Track 69 on Kerosene Hat by Cracker?
Track 69 on Kerosene Hat by Cracker?
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Remember hidden tracks on cd's.
Track 69 on Kerosene Hat by Cracker?
Track 69 on Kerosene Hat by Cracker?
Fibonacci orange peel
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Fibonacci orange peel
I used to work in Human Services, and the funny thing is...white people will literally trade food stamps for anything.
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I used to work in Human Services, and the funny thing is...white people will literally trade food stamps for anything.
Very disappointed that trick or treating moved out of the neighborhoods.
We are doomed.
We are doomed.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Very disappointed that trick or treating moved out of the neighborhoods.
We are doomed.
We are doomed.
Reposted by Mike, the baptist.
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I have watched enough house of cards episodes to know what Speaker Johnson is up to.
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I have watched enough house of cards episodes to know what Speaker Johnson is up to.
"But since you are neither hot nor cold, but lukewarm, Inwill spit you out of my mouth. "
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Some evangelicals are "quietly quitting" Trump and MAGA
The administration's immigration raids and cuts to humanitarian aid are among the factors.
www.axios.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"But since you are neither hot nor cold, but lukewarm, Inwill spit you out of my mouth. "
www.axios.com/2025/10/29/e...
www.axios.com/2025/10/29/e...
Reposted by Mike, the baptist.
Join us Wednesdays for Coaching for Humans 12p EST / 10a MST
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October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Join us Wednesdays for Coaching for Humans 12p EST / 10a MST
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ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/motivateme
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Coaching is about thriving in every dimension of life. Most people feel more confidence and clarity around their situation after one visit. First one is on me, let's talk
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October 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Coaching is about thriving in every dimension of life. Most people feel more confidence and clarity around their situation after one visit. First one is on me, let's talk
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Update: the Ballroom will now be referred to as the "Epstein Party Headquarters"
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Update: the Ballroom will now be referred to as the "Epstein Party Headquarters"
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reposted by Mike, the baptist.
There was a great discussion had during Coaching for Humans today. Join us next Wednesday as we discuss the BIG MO - motivation.
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/motivateme
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October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There was a great discussion had during Coaching for Humans today. Join us next Wednesday as we discuss the BIG MO - motivation.
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/motivateme
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/motivateme
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Many people wonder the criteria for being in coaching. It is simple. To be in coaching, you just have to want to do better, feel better,or be better. Let's talk!
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ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/freeconsulta...
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Many people wonder the criteria for being in coaching. It is simple. To be in coaching, you just have to want to do better, feel better,or be better. Let's talk!
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/freeconsulta...
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/freeconsulta...
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Something, something, the end of the world? Here is a free stress management and anxiety webinar. Join our virtual coaching group and get weekly pic-me-ups with Coach Mike.
Today 12p EST / 10a MST
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/stresswebinar
Today 12p EST / 10a MST
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/stresswebinar
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Something, something, the end of the world? Here is a free stress management and anxiety webinar. Join our virtual coaching group and get weekly pic-me-ups with Coach Mike.
Today 12p EST / 10a MST
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/stresswebinar
Today 12p EST / 10a MST
ascentlifestylesolutions.as.me/stresswebinar