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mike chirdon
@mchirdon.bsky.social
Roots hold me close; wings set me free.

A gymnastics person. Runner. Reader.
She didn’t accuse him. He said he did it!
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Let them eat marble.
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS_final_finalfinal_finalforreal
October 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
But I loved their blankets!
August 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I should have known Spencer would be on top of these things!
August 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If I were going to watch a late night show, it would be his. So yes, I’m mad.
July 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Do people think that though? People writing in genres like mystery, romance, or even sit com, seem to understand what they are creating is part of a body of work with certain expectations it must fulfill in order to be satisfying to its audience.
May 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We’re good here! We’re good. Everyone just pack up and go home. See y’all Saturday.
April 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I just looked it up! You’ll be glad to know they still exist! Ice cream and salads for all!
April 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hoss’s. If you’ve never heard of it… you didn’t miss much. But it was (is?) an impressive salad bar for a budget friendly steakhouse.
April 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Perfectly stated.
April 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Weird but probably worth it.
April 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They are my second favs, but I’m willing to make them my favorites for this week if it soothes the pain!
April 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hate it when that happens! Especially when it’s kimbap or jjigae!
March 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This has forever changed the way I will interpret this song.
March 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Will do my best to be more annoying! 🙃
March 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Wait, this is just coincidentally the first gymnastics meet she’s ever gone to? That’s incredible. Love that for her.
March 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I inherited the phone number of someone who had their debt sold multiple times. I periodically get a bunch of calls looking for her. They stop calling once I convince them that I don’t know her, but then we start all over a few months later. This just recently started back up after a long hiatus.
March 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m dying to know which novel he thinks is your debut.
March 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
lol! My pleasure.
March 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Efficient. I like the way you work.
March 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
100%. I almost said 1000%, but I then I remembered that I do know how percentages work. In any case, let my vigorous agreement be known.
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yes! I wrote a whole paper about this topic. It’s actually quite fascinating.
March 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM