Brian Heath
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Brian Heath
@mcheathster.com
"if God had not meant for some people to be poorer than others, He would have not published the Bible in paperback." - Armageddon T. Thunderbird

ISTJ. Hubby. Dad. Grumpy old fart. Liberal. Dismayed Catholic. Embarrassed native Ohioan. Utility credit wonk.
One of the worst things to happen to American business in the last half century is lawyers being allowed to advertise. This has turned the country into a "lawsuit society" and fostered in the era of "jackpot justice". I don't begrudge warranted legal action but the volume of BS lawsuits is insane.
April 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Said this during DJT's first term and I'll say it again: he should have picked Joe Isuzu as his press secretary...
March 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I suggested this during DJT's first term and I'll suggest it again. Joe Isuzu should be his press secretary...
March 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
After my mom died four years ago, for some reason the Zuckerhythm thought I was interested in funeral home supplies. I ended up replying to one of the ads, "just because I used the services of a funeral home recently doesn't mean I am a supply chain person for one..."
March 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Whenever I encounter the word "sedated" I suddenly have the urge to watch "Rock and Roll High School"...
March 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
March 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This clip from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon nails it...
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
March 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
As I saw this I started earworming a certain Whitney Houston lyric, "I believe our children are the future...teach them well and let them lead the way..."
March 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM