McFlyer
@mcflyer.twit.social.ap.brid.gy
Barely literate reader. #books Bad triathlete. #triathlon Beer league hockey enthusiast. #hockey
Native of #Nashville now in the suburbs
My goal is never to hurt […]
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Native of #Nashville now in the suburbs
My goal is never to hurt […]
🌉 bridged from https://twit.social/@McFlyer on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/
Whenever I see an abandoned wheelchair, I hope God exists.
February 19, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Whenever I see an abandoned wheelchair, I hope God exists.
Jenna Ortega missed out by not hosting a Reddit AMA today.
Ask Wednesday would’ve been fun.
Ask Wednesday would’ve been fun.
February 18, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Jenna Ortega missed out by not hosting a Reddit AMA today.
Ask Wednesday would’ve been fun.
Ask Wednesday would’ve been fun.
There’s too much news.
I assume ICE is installing detention centers inside of Amazon fulfillment centers, putting them to work speeding up the delivery of my packages.
Quit trying to make me think about it.
I assume ICE is installing detention centers inside of Amazon fulfillment centers, putting them to work speeding up the delivery of my packages.
Quit trying to make me think about it.
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
There’s too much news.
I assume ICE is installing detention centers inside of Amazon fulfillment centers, putting them to work speeding up the delivery of my packages.
Quit trying to make me think about it.
I assume ICE is installing detention centers inside of Amazon fulfillment centers, putting them to work speeding up the delivery of my packages.
Quit trying to make me think about it.
How do you ask another man to sit on your bulge and ride down the ice, bouncing and jostling your unit just for the chance at Olympic gold?
I’m not even supposed to invite a woman to sit on my lap on a crowded bus.
I’m not even supposed to invite a woman to sit on my lap on a crowded bus.
February 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
How do you ask another man to sit on your bulge and ride down the ice, bouncing and jostling your unit just for the chance at Olympic gold?
I’m not even supposed to invite a woman to sit on my lap on a crowded bus.
I’m not even supposed to invite a woman to sit on my lap on a crowded bus.
It’s that time of year.
I send roses to random women whose business cards I acquired over the last few months.
“Please be mine. -George Glass”
I send roses to random women whose business cards I acquired over the last few months.
“Please be mine. -George Glass”
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM
It’s that time of year.
I send roses to random women whose business cards I acquired over the last few months.
“Please be mine. -George Glass”
I send roses to random women whose business cards I acquired over the last few months.
“Please be mine. -George Glass”
“Do I want to volunteer to help some teens?”
I can see by your email you want me to spend time with teens that aren’t mine.
You’re funny.
I can see by your email you want me to spend time with teens that aren’t mine.
You’re funny.
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
“Do I want to volunteer to help some teens?”
I can see by your email you want me to spend time with teens that aren’t mine.
You’re funny.
I can see by your email you want me to spend time with teens that aren’t mine.
You’re funny.
NPR story on Double Dutch makes me wish I could jump rope.
I mean. I can. But you have to lay it on the ground first.
I mean. I can. But you have to lay it on the ground first.
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
NPR story on Double Dutch makes me wish I could jump rope.
I mean. I can. But you have to lay it on the ground first.
I mean. I can. But you have to lay it on the ground first.
I don’t think I have the balls to shove a tube up my pee-hole.
But imagine how long I could sleep if I did.
But imagine how long I could sleep if I did.
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I don’t think I have the balls to shove a tube up my pee-hole.
But imagine how long I could sleep if I did.
But imagine how long I could sleep if I did.
The Barenaked Ladies broke me.
I can’t say “it’s been” like a normal person.
Especially if it’s been one week since something.
I can’t say “it’s been” like a normal person.
Especially if it’s been one week since something.
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The Barenaked Ladies broke me.
I can’t say “it’s been” like a normal person.
Especially if it’s been one week since something.
I can’t say “it’s been” like a normal person.
Especially if it’s been one week since something.
I have a lot of much younger employees. I love the 👍because it acknowledges I received the message, and cuts off continued discourse.
Perfect.
Almost.
Why is 👍 directly adjacent to ❤️?
Perfect.
Almost.
Why is 👍 directly adjacent to ❤️?
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I have a lot of much younger employees. I love the 👍because it acknowledges I received the message, and cuts off continued discourse.
Perfect.
Almost.
Why is 👍 directly adjacent to ❤️?
Perfect.
Almost.
Why is 👍 directly adjacent to ❤️?
I’m no scientist, but I believe if researchers invented a pill that gave men post-nut clarity 24/7, the world would be a better place.
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I’m no scientist, but I believe if researchers invented a pill that gave men post-nut clarity 24/7, the world would be a better place.
I play on a coed hockey team. Awhile back, we started a tradition of a little informal trophy that we give to the player of the game. We pose shirtless with a smile on our face. However, the women on the team choose not to participate. I don’t know why women hate sports.
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I play on a coed hockey team. Awhile back, we started a tradition of a little informal trophy that we give to the player of the game. We pose shirtless with a smile on our face. However, the women on the team choose not to participate. I don’t know why women hate sports.
What I’d give to be fat or bald instead.
From: @tailsteak
https://mastodon.art/@tailsteak/116015847332372342
From: @tailsteak
https://mastodon.art/@tailsteak/116015847332372342
Tailsteak (@tailsteak@mastodon.art)
Bad People who are fat or bald or have small dicks did not make those things bad, and pointing out that they have those things as an insult not only hurts more people than the one Bad Person, it also sabotages your cause because it makes it look like *that's* the thing you don't like. We know this.
mastodon.art
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
What I’d give to be fat or bald instead.
From: @tailsteak
https://mastodon.art/@tailsteak/116015847332372342
From: @tailsteak
https://mastodon.art/@tailsteak/116015847332372342
how come we haven’t celebrated the miracle that there’s a man who can talk to a groundhog?
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
how come we haven’t celebrated the miracle that there’s a man who can talk to a groundhog?
In high school I walked out in protest of anything there was a walk-out for.
No idea what I was supporting. Anti-apartheid, Pro-apartheid. Could’ve been against Homecoming BJs. No clue.
Pfft. A day off is a day off.
No idea what I was supporting. Anti-apartheid, Pro-apartheid. Could’ve been against Homecoming BJs. No clue.
Pfft. A day off is a day off.
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
In high school I walked out in protest of anything there was a walk-out for.
No idea what I was supporting. Anti-apartheid, Pro-apartheid. Could’ve been against Homecoming BJs. No clue.
Pfft. A day off is a day off.
No idea what I was supporting. Anti-apartheid, Pro-apartheid. Could’ve been against Homecoming BJs. No clue.
Pfft. A day off is a day off.
To all you underpaid government employees who deal with crap from politicians, the media, and the general public.
You’re doing good work.
Maybe, if you keep it up, you’ll get more compliments in a few years.
You’re doing good work.
Maybe, if you keep it up, you’ll get more compliments in a few years.
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
To all you underpaid government employees who deal with crap from politicians, the media, and the general public.
You’re doing good work.
Maybe, if you keep it up, you’ll get more compliments in a few years.
You’re doing good work.
Maybe, if you keep it up, you’ll get more compliments in a few years.
What patio is everyone drinking on this afternoon?
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
What patio is everyone drinking on this afternoon?
Inches promised, *may* not be delivered.
From: @Jennifer
https://m.ai6yr.org/@Jennifer/115941641761037643
From: @Jennifer
https://m.ai6yr.org/@Jennifer/115941641761037643
Jennifer (@Jennifer@m.ai6yr.org)
Attached: 1 image @AppleFangirl@beige.party @Waitnwallflower@beige.party you might get that much!! Although I guess 30" is less than 11 feet lol
m.ai6yr.org
January 23, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Inches promised, *may* not be delivered.
From: @Jennifer
https://m.ai6yr.org/@Jennifer/115941641761037643
From: @Jennifer
https://m.ai6yr.org/@Jennifer/115941641761037643
If someone texts me there is a goalie fight, you must understand, I cannot listen to you until my lust for violence is satisfied.
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 AM
If someone texts me there is a goalie fight, you must understand, I cannot listen to you until my lust for violence is satisfied.
I feel obligated to turn the volume down at the Chick-fil-A drive through when I’m listening to the Legion of Skanks podcast.
July 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I feel obligated to turn the volume down at the Chick-fil-A drive through when I’m listening to the Legion of Skanks podcast.
SEX THERAPIST: Did you try role play as we discussed last week?
ME: Yes. I said I wanted to tie her to the bed.
ST: And what happened?
HER: I said, ok. But he needs to be “called away” on business for 8-10 hours.
ST: Then?
HER: I’d sleep.
ST: That sounds nice.
HER: I know, right?
ME: Yes. I said I wanted to tie her to the bed.
ST: And what happened?
HER: I said, ok. But he needs to be “called away” on business for 8-10 hours.
ST: Then?
HER: I’d sleep.
ST: That sounds nice.
HER: I know, right?
July 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
SEX THERAPIST: Did you try role play as we discussed last week?
ME: Yes. I said I wanted to tie her to the bed.
ST: And what happened?
HER: I said, ok. But he needs to be “called away” on business for 8-10 hours.
ST: Then?
HER: I’d sleep.
ST: That sounds nice.
HER: I know, right?
ME: Yes. I said I wanted to tie her to the bed.
ST: And what happened?
HER: I said, ok. But he needs to be “called away” on business for 8-10 hours.
ST: Then?
HER: I’d sleep.
ST: That sounds nice.
HER: I know, right?
I’ll never be a true liberal, only left leaning because I was a teen in the 80's and anything gay makes me giggle.
October 21, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I’ll never be a true liberal, only left leaning because I was a teen in the 80's and anything gay makes me giggle.