Mike McElwee
@mcelwee.bsky.social
Hoping to BABIP my way into a positive run differential. Cubs/Bears/Illinois.
Cubs hitters for September
September 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Cubs hitters for September
I guess the old logo had a guy on a chair and a barrel, so the guy was a "cracker" ...and like 2 people are upset by that, so removing him is "woke"? Best I can do. 🤷😂
August 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I guess the old logo had a guy on a chair and a barrel, so the guy was a "cracker" ...and like 2 people are upset by that, so removing him is "woke"? Best I can do. 🤷😂
Cubs hitters, after All-star break
August 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Cubs hitters, after All-star break
Bears fans, with a new head coach to fix their highly drafted QB
August 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Bears fans, with a new head coach to fix their highly drafted QB
The Paramore World Tour rolls on!
August 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The Paramore World Tour rolls on!
Cheating on your spouse with a pornstar while your spouse is home taking care of your newborn child? Would that be worse, junior? 🤔
July 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Cheating on your spouse with a pornstar while your spouse is home taking care of your newborn child? Would that be worse, junior? 🤔
Trump: If I did crimes, why don't they charge me?
[States and Federal Government charge him with 91 felonies]
Trump: WITCH HUNT! IT'S ALL MADE UP BECAUSE I'M RUNNING FOR OFFICE!
Rinse. Repeat.
[States and Federal Government charge him with 91 felonies]
Trump: WITCH HUNT! IT'S ALL MADE UP BECAUSE I'M RUNNING FOR OFFICE!
Rinse. Repeat.
July 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trump: If I did crimes, why don't they charge me?
[States and Federal Government charge him with 91 felonies]
Trump: WITCH HUNT! IT'S ALL MADE UP BECAUSE I'M RUNNING FOR OFFICE!
Rinse. Repeat.
[States and Federal Government charge him with 91 felonies]
Trump: WITCH HUNT! IT'S ALL MADE UP BECAUSE I'M RUNNING FOR OFFICE!
Rinse. Repeat.
They actually have some good options right now. The bullpen has been greatly improved:
May 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
They actually have some good options right now. The bullpen has been greatly improved:
For all the talk about having to fix the bullpen, Jed has kind of fixed the bullpen... 🤷
May 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
For all the talk about having to fix the bullpen, Jed has kind of fixed the bullpen... 🤷
No, you're the one scanning the Cubs' transactions to see if Ben Brown's name is on it...
May 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
No, you're the one scanning the Cubs' transactions to see if Ben Brown's name is on it...
Taillon's contract, posted for no particular reason.
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Taillon's contract, posted for no particular reason.
Seattle. Doing well.
April 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Seattle. Doing well.
Little optioned back to Iowa (yay), but what's with all these number changes? These obviously can't be real, right? 🤔
April 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Little optioned back to Iowa (yay), but what's with all these number changes? These obviously can't be real, right? 🤔
Cybertruck cop car seen in Chicago. Whose tax dollars paid for this? 🤔
March 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Cybertruck cop car seen in Chicago. Whose tax dollars paid for this? 🤔
FWIW, this wasn't a first offense for Dan. He previously made sexist tweets about Aiyana Cristal a number of years ago. Those he has deleted. The recent "I'll dox your kids" tweets are oddly still up. 10.7M views.
Yep, the barfools are worse. But radio personalities are held to a higher standard.🤷
Yep, the barfools are worse. But radio personalities are held to a higher standard.🤷
March 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
FWIW, this wasn't a first offense for Dan. He previously made sexist tweets about Aiyana Cristal a number of years ago. Those he has deleted. The recent "I'll dox your kids" tweets are oddly still up. 10.7M views.
Yep, the barfools are worse. But radio personalities are held to a higher standard.🤷
Yep, the barfools are worse. But radio personalities are held to a higher standard.🤷
In opposing the views of Harry, Ron and Hermione, JK Rowling has essentially assumed the role of Voldemort, a powerful entity that hates a group of people because of how they were born. Irony.
March 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
In opposing the views of Harry, Ron and Hermione, JK Rowling has essentially assumed the role of Voldemort, a powerful entity that hates a group of people because of how they were born. Irony.
LOL, no. Trump works for Putin. He was 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 going to help Zelensky. But Zelensky exposed Trump as the Putin lapdog he is and helped solidify support from European nations. He played it about as well as he could.
March 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
LOL, no. Trump works for Putin. He was 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 going to help Zelensky. But Zelensky exposed Trump as the Putin lapdog he is and helped solidify support from European nations. He played it about as well as he could.
Vidal Brujàn, seeing a path to greatness.
February 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Vidal Brujàn, seeing a path to greatness.
Some fool laid off a bunch of people in the FAA right before this happened. Should we hold that guy accountable, or nah?
January 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Some fool laid off a bunch of people in the FAA right before this happened. Should we hold that guy accountable, or nah?
🎶There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's the same old thing as yesterday🎶
King of Pain - The Police
It's the same old thing as yesterday🎶
King of Pain - The Police
January 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
🎶There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's the same old thing as yesterday🎶
King of Pain - The Police
It's the same old thing as yesterday🎶
King of Pain - The Police