Join us tomorrow for Why Is That G*damn Chair Even There?

This is like the people who claim spicy food lovers are only eating it as a flex.
You don't like it? Great, more for me.

Why you gotta be like this?

Wait, Hobo Johnson is a real celebrity person and not a Frank Capra character?

I, too, am stealing this joke, and throwing a little party at work to show it off.

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If you're at Charlotte-Douglas (the only airport named after a Joan Didion character*), why aren't you running? I have never not run at that airport.

(* i am required by personal brain law to note this every time C-D comes up, or is driven past, or I am seeing the 485 ramp)

Did they say which human?

Sure would be a shame if folks printed these out themselves and taped them up any old place...

The presidency, but do it in Canva.

This is why they think the No Kings signs were professionally produced.
This is their standard.

Is the White House available for bachelorette parties now?

Jenna already in talks for the Rye Roll Juror.