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McDogger
@mcdogger.bsky.social
Incurable smartass. Social Distancing Enthusiast.

Main Twitter: https://x.com/RockyTFS80
Alt Twitter: https://x.com/McDogger65

Rick Scott reminds me of "The Gentlemen" from Buffy.
December 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM
She's a worthy candidate for everyone's blocklist.

Something tells me she's miserable no matter where she goes.
December 13, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Absolutely.

Kudos to whoever I stole this from:
December 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
December 11, 2024 at 2:23 PM
December 10, 2024 at 1:36 PM
A fragrance that reeks of loaded diaper, with a pungent aroma of sexual assault.
December 9, 2024 at 7:56 PM
December 9, 2024 at 6:46 PM
December 7, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The cops have a photo of the suspect.

Until he's identified, I'm going to call him "Dexter".
December 5, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Fact Check: TRUE ☑
December 5, 2024 at 8:07 PM
🤣🤣🤣

This one was nearly flawless. The original image on the left shows MTG with 4 toes. I removed the superfluous 4th toe to make the image appear completely authentic.
December 5, 2024 at 7:46 PM
New caption for borrowed artwork.
December 5, 2024 at 6:43 PM
December 4, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Alfalfa Male.
December 4, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Elon Musk is the richest dumbfuck in the world.
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Fuck their feelings.
December 4, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I post this tweet a lot, but only because Musk keeps giving me a reason for it.
December 3, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Fuck Elmo. 💙
December 2, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Another candidate for your block lists:
December 2, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I'm sure you would have heard.
November 30, 2024 at 7:07 PM
MAGA is a special subset of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
November 27, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I'm sure Susan Collins will feign concern.
November 27, 2024 at 4:20 PM
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I haven't posted on my alt account at Twitter since a reply on Nov 6. But I checked in today to find a label restricting my account, and follows from 6 porn accounts and a butt-plug.

Fuck you, Elon. You have no power here.
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 PM